Desperate Need Of Help By Peers...

[Sean Herron]

Hello...

I just got back from the bank and all is very good - I have refinanced a second lease on life - so to speak - or I have sold my wife into white slavery...

Bunch of babble speak - some number thingies - and a few signatures...

Trouble is - now I am finding myself thinking nice thoughts - and feeling very good about my life and others - I am smiling and feeling optimistic - other **** too - and I just don't like it...

I need some help here - I am harbouring thoughts of how to become nice and sympathetic and maybe even morally and politically correct - hell - I might even build a boat...

If any one here has had these same problems and has found good help for themselves regarding these odd symptoms - please advise me directly as soon as possible...

This is not a joke - I really need some help here - I do not want to fall into the pit of oblivious joy...

Thanks in advance...

SH.

[Kay9]

Read a newspaper. Pay attention to your government. This ought to fix your attitude in no time.

K9

[Kay9]

You could also spend the day reading about David Mann, here on the forums.

K9

[safewalrus]

Or better offer to finance David Mann (you don't have to; you just offer! reality will, we hope, set in before he cashes the cheque / check)!!

[Guest625101138]

Stop reading Fanie's jokes.

Maybe keep reading them and keep wasting that time. The backlog of work will eventually put you in a bad mood.

[PAR]

Talk to an insurance agent, Sean . . .

[charmc]

Start planning for calculating your taxes, then think about how that money will be spent by your government ... guaranteed to wipe away all semblance of joy.

[PAR]

Call your ex-wife and talk about old times . . .

[masalai]

Welcome to the swim

[PAR]

Look closely into your lover's eyes and ask if you've the most endowed and talented she's ever known . . . Then ask yourself if she can settle, why can't you . . .

[Kay9]

Lmao!!!

[charmc]

PAR,

You have heretofor hidden talent!!

[PAR]

Pretend you're a professional tennis player, so you can justify that love means nothing to you.

[westlawn5554X]

join the foreign legiun... not the one with bat man and superman in it... the other...

[the1much]

call my wife,,please

[the1much]

listen to your mother,,,didnt she tell ya "never be a quitter"?