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Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 07:18 PM
Hello...
Thought that might attract an odd crowd...
What do you folks think of old man Ludwig Meiss Van De Rohe and his Farnsworth house in IL, USA...
My Favourite - I think I will plant it on the ISLAND OF SEAN - The Horror - The Horror...
Ah Hell - it will be my island - so I am also including some Lucy Pinder Pics - Grand stuff - in Naval attire - or Navish - she will surely cast some nice shadows...
I am off to pick a spot to settle upon the map of my face - who can say that - burp - and have it be somewhat real..:)
See http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21028 - THE ISLAND OF SEAN - the horror continues...
SH.
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 08:18 PM
You have interesting and “different” mind, Sean
Not derogatory, just different and that’s cool
Nice pad, chicks are a bit too young though
Maturity counts in everything – especially age?
eponodyne
02-02-2008, 08:26 PM
What in the tapdancing blue f**k are you two talking about
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 08:33 PM
You gotta be in the moment eponodyne....
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 08:45 PM
Hello...
My father in law mailed me a tie with big W's and an anchor underneath same - on it - before he dies - I will have to bash him a little...
He is a funny man - the point is this - within Rhino 3D you can height map an image of your face into a controllable height map - and flood same with a surface as water - it takes a mad man breathing whiskey fumes to do same - but it works...
Then - if your mind allows you to - you populate same - on some sunny beach - with Lucy Pinder cut-outs or Aria Giovanni cut-outs - or your wife in a Parka...
Then you plant trees and build the house of your dreams - select some trees from a fly out menu and build your ass a hammock...
Simple really...
SH.
SH.
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 08:50 PM
Hello...
She has that BNAC cap though...
See http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/showthread.php?p=181475#post181475 ...
And other...:)
SH.
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 09:01 PM
Now here's a real honey, Sean [the one on the left]
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 09:38 PM
Hello...
See http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.1244 ...
SH.
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 09:43 PM
Cool! :cool:
How bout this... (http://www.iop.org/EJ/nf)
Frosty
02-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Has any body seen Sean? If I saw him in the street I think I would run like hell.
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 10:26 PM
Hello...
My sideburns would make Elvis get up out of his grave and pull the handle on the machine that would grant us all unlimited American quarters...
Worth a pile of **** just now - but my Burt Burns are soft and sensual...
That is all that matters - UHUH...:)
HUNKA BURNING LOVE - UHUH...
Oh **** - this is Boatdesign.net - other Vista tab is Elvis Lovers - sorry folks...
SH.
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Hello...
Leave me alone - I do my bits for the man...
Trust me - I am not interesting enough to pursue or to call out - save for my absent speeling - but LUCY PINDER is - both sides of the pond...
OH KNOW NOT MY NIPPIES - 'how much' - well OK - and she dons a BNS navy cap too...
Do you think she makes breakfast for her grandpa and plays golf and likes hunting fowl too - she must be just perfect..
LOVE IT...
Imagine FROSTY calling me out - hell - if I saw Frosty in the street - I would freeze stiff....
Then the training would kick in - and I WOULD RUN LIKE HELL...
Thanks to the both of you mucks before I loose focus - Frosty and Trev(whatever) - good F'in night - maybe...
SH.
eponodyne
02-02-2008, 10:43 PM
ANd again I have to say:
What in the tapdancing blue f**k are you two talking about
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 10:47 PM
... oh, these lesser mortals...
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 10:50 PM
Quote Sean Thanks to the both of you mucks before I loose focus - Frosty and Trev(whatever) - good F'in night - maybe...
Has Elvis REALLY lleft the building?
Frosty
02-02-2008, 10:53 PM
Hey you did 2 posts in a row,--- thats cheating.
Ive seen this behaviour going on before and its -well--just not on.
And another thing Evils has left the planet.
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 11:01 PM
Hello...
Eponodyne - Epidemic - what an absent association with greatness - absently - like me - and my vinyl is torn and scratches my ass while I view porn - that rhymes - and that is why I am thinking about writing childrens books...:)
OH **** NO...:)
Christ man - we are busy arguing semantics regarding barges and other - **** - even the virtues of divorce versus equity...
Now you wnat to make us out - could you just take your crayons and go into a corner for one day - or post some of your own work...
We can all fart and distract the teacher for you...:)
There is NO possible excuse for you to not understand this vialogue - aside from you chugging our glue...
Selfish muck - glue licker...
SH.
Frosty
02-02-2008, 11:07 PM
Knock knock --- 2 minutes to curtains,---snort, cough eh what, Oh Ok.
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 11:10 PM
Hey you did 2 posts in a row,--- thats cheating.
Ive seen this behaviour going on before and its -well--just not on.
And another thing Evils has left the planet.
Welcome to the real world, Frosty.
Elvis has left the planet?
Prove it!
The government
Frosty
02-02-2008, 11:14 PM
Well hes not here so I just assumed---.
I did hear that he was working as a check out at Tescos, Basingstoke but he keeps denying it so far.
In the gettho and his mother cries.
for if theres one thing that she dont need its another little baby mouth to feed in the gettho.
Hey how do you spell gettho?
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 11:15 PM
Hello...
**** man - you cannot even keep it up whilst I type...
You must be ancient and decrepit and horribly pathetic and inept...
Bah - FIGHT it MAN....
We need your bluggery...:)
SH.
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 11:15 PM
Sean, does it all really matter?
eponodyne
02-02-2008, 11:19 PM
Sean,
Epoxy is not an acceptable substitute for rum.
Just FYI.
Frosty
02-02-2008, 11:20 PM
I think i'lle let Sean go to sleep now night night Sean.
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 11:21 PM
Here’s an excerpt from the track I’m currently looking at – Nah! Listening to…
“the best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun”
Alright, you bastards,
Name the song
Frosty
02-02-2008, 11:22 PM
I can name that song in 5
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 11:26 PM
5 what
Frosty
02-02-2008, 11:30 PM
Errr 5 notes,
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 11:34 PM
Hello...
Soft and sensual - don't touch the stash - it's real you know...
Piss on these wanks that don't get these going ons' - let them freeze in the snow banks - I say- bless my roses in the spring...
Yup...
Any you F'ckers got some peanut butter...:)
SH.
Frosty
02-02-2008, 11:34 PM
“the best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun”
Alright, you bastards, give me the gun.
Oh Oh Oh was that the,--- Oh Oh Oh no it was the Oh Ohv **** the Oh Oh Oh give me a minute Oh Oh Oh geeezzz Oh Oh.
Dont know.
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 11:40 PM
Hello...
This should satisfy all angst - go download - 'Killing Jar' - by Siouxsie and the Banshees...
Or - 'Whipping Post' - by The Allman Brothers...
I hate my feet...
The glue is you - thanks folks...
Seriously - it has been a tough year - friends were shot - I remain here - HELL THAT RHYMES...
SH
Trevlyns
02-02-2008, 11:46 PM
Sean!
You’re a vegetarian!
I never knew, my brother!
Sean Herron
02-02-2008, 11:57 PM
Hello..
Are you all mad - are you testing the capability of the North America drunk ass...
STOP NOW - I cannot bear any more of this mental meandering...
I must distractact you all with my common denominator - the great http://youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk - EDDIE IZZARD...
WIPE ALL YOUR FILES - TECHNO JOY - IT IS ALL because of - JEFF - for that muck who wanted to know what we are talking about - F'uck em - let him burn in the pit of ignorance....
SH.
Frosty
02-03-2008, 12:01 AM
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who put his foot in a bucket
At a quarter to nine
2 bags of chips will be fine,
Errr-de da da de da and then he said
Sean Herron
02-03-2008, 12:04 AM
Hello...
I am from BC and I put my foot in the mouth of me...
I am sorry - I salvage my glory - by being exquisite and vague...:)
Ah Christ - just go F'uck yourself - I am blue collar - and so I have nothing to offer...
As for 'Eponodyne' - or whatever Epidemic you might subscribe too - go put your tongue on a frosty pole and gurgle for help...
And stay there - while the cold closes in - that is a metaphor...
Burp..
SH.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:16 AM
Now leave my mate Frosty alone Sean!
You’re blue collar?
Your choice buddy!
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:25 AM
But you haven’t spoke **** about boats in ages, have you?
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:27 AM
Who the heck you kidding
[The kitchen is hot - the women are stunning - the safety is off..]
Is Camilla there, Sean?
Sean Herron
02-03-2008, 12:27 AM
Hello..
OK - I am under attack - go look at my Departure 47 and other...
Where is your work...
SH.
Frosty
02-03-2008, 12:28 AM
Im trying to make a sphychological evaluation on you Sean. I have not come to a conclusion yet but its not looking good.
Please answer the following
Do you play with your self--- often--frequently--daily
what do you think of puppies --warm--cuddly --yum yum
What time of day will it be when the 9 oclock delivery arrives.
What does a snooker table have that a man has in his trousers--balls -legs--pockets--cornflakes. ( tricky one that)
You need to answer 6 correctly out of the five questions.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:35 AM
Well done, the pair of you! :p
Are we the only ones awake?
Frosty
02-03-2008, 12:36 AM
Personally I try to stay off the key board when Ive been drinking. Sometimes I think I can get away with it. But next day when I have read wot i wrote.
OH GEEEEZ OH NO WHAT A JERK.
So I dont do it anymore.
Sean Herron
02-03-2008, 12:36 AM
Hello...
Why is this important...
I feel like crying - then going German sniper in some violent video game...
You people - you really hurt my feelings...
See http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo ...
SH.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:37 AM
This is entirely relative (I think) you know
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:39 AM
Personally I try to stay off the key board when Ive been drinking. Sometimes I think I can get away with it. But next day when I have read wot i wrote.
OH GEEEEZ OH NO WHAT A JERK.
So I dont do it anymore.
Live for the moment, man!
Frosty
02-03-2008, 12:39 AM
No we are not --go look at "whos on line"
They are just **** scared of getting involved, and who can blame them.
K9's out there some where peaking at the screen from under the blankets.
Im awake because its 1 .30 in the bloody afternoon.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:47 AM
Here’s a thought
I wanna invent a device that you can take a pee when you’re – well, pissed – and you don’t splash side to side or pee down your jeans and end up smelling like an old man – even if you are…
Thoughts please, let’s patent the idea, make a fortune, and buy boats and stuff…
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:53 AM
Sorry? I think? :confused:
Frosty
02-03-2008, 12:55 AM
Trev,-- you mean you dont have them in Hastings?
Cut your self a 4foot long peice of 3 inch PVC water pipe, wash and rinse after use. Leave it standing behind the door.
Is this for Pub urinals, on floor type or household toilet, cut length to suit.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 12:56 AM
No we are not --go look at "whos on line"
They are just **** scared of getting involved, and who can blame them.
K9's out there some where peaking at the screen from under the blankets.
Im awake because its 1 .30 in the bloody afternoon.
Yeah! I’m awake ‘cause the beer tastes good!
Frosty
02-03-2008, 01:00 AM
Oh Oh looks like Seans an Ex para, Im outa here. Dont piss on his boots for christ sake.
Im going for a ride on me bike , ive not been out yet ,like to do 15-20kliks a day at bloody least,---least.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 01:02 AM
Sean – don’t be
Frosty Last time I had a catheter in me it was a pretty nurse removing it after a coronary bi-pass operation - made the experience a bit more bearable, come to think of it.
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 01:16 AM
Sean, you are magnificent!
Each posting, I mentally think – “let’s understand this”
You beat me everytime mate!
Trevlyns
02-03-2008, 01:27 AM
And a further thought … we started this thread on page 1 - we’re now on page 4
Is there life after sex?
come to think of it, is there sex?
eponodyne
02-03-2008, 02:51 AM
Sean,
We've all been talking about this. We've given it a lot of thought. And we all agree that you're a big enough boy, now, to handle the truth:
Acetone is not an acceptable substitute for vodka.
Frosty
02-03-2008, 03:19 AM
Sshhhhh I think hes fallen asleep.
(whispering) I think hes had too much to drink, boy wait till he sees all this crap tomorrow. Been there done that.
eponodyne
02-03-2008, 12:03 PM
9 AM on the West Coast of North America. Even for a Canuckistani, that's a little late. Hangov3r should be waking him up any time now.
bhnautika
02-04-2008, 06:21 PM
Sean here is a present for your island in the sun, take a seat, grab a drink and sit back, relax.
Ps file is in metre’s
masalai
02-04-2008, 11:24 PM
Here are some more presents, the first one is of the picture I sent earlier...
The last one is a para-sail-thingie? for fun?
PM me your postal address & I will post you a CD with many Islands images for free...
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