This is so embarasing.... I sunk my boat :(

[SWG]

Well, at first I was feeling very accomplished.... for a boat building newbie. I was looking to build a boat that was less then $100 and something I could take apart to fit in the back of my pickup truck.

And you guys might laugh at this (in fact, I do to), but I went to Target and got two 50-gallon crates, usually used for household storage. I got two and attached them together by drilling holes in two places on the top of each and pushing metal bars though both sides of one crate and then into other. (I used two and attached them so it wouldn’t capsize when in water).

So then I tested it, I went out there and actually got it to float!!! I prattled my way out into the lake and felt pretty accomplished.... even though it probably looked like I was floating in two trashcans attached to each other, LOL. It was also hard to paddle and get moving, but I slowly inched my way around.

On my way back I noticed I was getting some water into the create I was floating in. I didn’t think much of it, but as more came in I started to realize that I needed to be careful. But because this thing is pretty small, my body was getting tiered of being cramped in one tight position, and as I tried to move my body more water started coming in.

A family was watching me (along with some other random people on the trails around this lake.). They yelled out "are you ok?". It was obvious my boat (if you would even call it that) was tilted, and just barely managing to float now. And as I turned my head and said "Yeah, don’t worry about me"

VvvwwwwwOOMMPPP.

I swear man, it was weird. I dunno, feeling of a boat just disappearing from right out under ya and leaving you there floating in the lake (I had my life jacket on), was a weird one. ...and also pretty embarrassing.

I had to swim back to shore. I got on the grass, turned and looked around.... the boat was out of site (completely sunk).

....standing there not knowing what to do,,,, and feeling a little retarded,,, I just picked up my shoes (which I left on the grass), and left.


On my way out as I am outside the park I here, WwweeeeeEEEeeewwwwwww. A white van with flashing lights and sirens passes by me. Not an ambulance,,, some type of emergency vehicle I never seen before.... and the thought that went through my head was.... "errr, was that for me". Of course I was in my vehicle at the time so no one around knew who I was on the road, and it just passed by me and headed towards the direction of the lake.


Wow,,, i feel so embarrassed. I didn’t even know what to do. Was just going home the right thing? There were people there, and that one family was closest to me. And they saw that I got back to shore safely... though they didn’t approach me (nor talk to me). But,,, bleh,,, I dunno. I kinda feel embarrassed enough going out there in these two cheep $21 tubs and sinking it. Mind you, I would of felt great and cool if all went well,,, but seeing as things didn’t,,, I dunno, I just didn’t want to show my face, so I kinda ran off.


Anyways, I just wanted to share my story with someone. And also send a warning to all other newbies out there to ALWAYS were your life jacket when testing a newly built boat. It was… kind of a life saver for me.

[Figgy]

I dunno, I just didn’t want to show my face, so I kinda ran off.
Yeah, I probably would have done the same thing. Not the best idea to just leave it sunk, but with the whole family watching, I cant say I blame you.
There are plans out there for cheap row boats that fit in your bed. I built a Bolger Nymph a few years ago, cheap and easy. My Home Depot boat! You could probably build one for under eighty bucks(w/out sail setup), and it rows nice too.
http://euler.sfasu.edu/Nymph/

[westlawn5554X]

well at least your're alive and earn more money for new plastic boat this time...:(

[skyl4rk]

Just another successful experiment. Now you know what not to do next time.

[timgoz]

Can you really call that a 'boat'?

Good points:

You were wearing a lifevest.

You posses a longing to be afloat.

The 'boat' (floating object:), was so hard to propel that you were close in when it sank out from under you.

There is now more fish cover. Might want to cast a line in the vicinity.

Bad points:

Money & time spent by the emergency responders. Hopefully they spoke to the family and got informed as to the situation.

I once had a Sunfish style sailboat sink from under me approx. 30 from the dock. Almost made it. Thankfully I was able to tow the submerged boat in by the painter.

The plywood boat spoken of above would be a good idea. With it your time afloat could be measured in years not minutes.

"A man that does not fear the Sea will soon be drowned, for he will be going out on a day that he should not.
But we, we fear the Sea, and we only be drowned now and again."

Saying from the Aran Islands

Take care & be careful.

TGoz

[safewalrus]

Guess that white van probably had a couple of guys with a strait jacket in it - so you did the best thing:eek:

But you lived to tell the tale, and of cause you have learned from it! A lot don't!! :cool:

welcome to the world of small boat madness the worst disease you'll every catch (the best too!):p

the next one will be better, and more fun - good luck and enjoy it! :D Friend:D

[fiberglass jack]

next thing will be someone telling a story how they smashed there boat into two 50 gallon tubs just like the ones u left behind, those things submerg a few feet below water, so remember that the next time you go water sking and end up in a wheelchair funny story i will aggree but be a man and get your boat out

[longliner45]

yes I agree: also someone should tell the oil companys to remove the pilings from the rabbit riggs in louisianna ,,,,,big pipes just below the surface,,,talk about hairy!

[boltonprofiles]

Hello SWG,

I won't preach about the dangers of what you did (we have probably all done it) and the story was a good laugh but I think if all else fails even an anonymous 'phone call to the lake authorities telling them of the submerged danger would be in order.
Why don't you try buidling a small kit.

Paul.

[Poida]

I have looked at all the mathematical permitations (if that is a real word) and have worked out the reason why your boat sunk.

It was the extra weight of your life jacket. Next time don't wear one.

[Sander Rave]

Maybe it is too much to say you'd better try a different design?

First think that comes to mind is a cat build out of PVC rain pipes, glued covers at the end, two bars, cross linked by cables and an old chair without the legs to support your bud.
Pretty safe and cheap, and I think it will move at a fair speed.

Take a fender on a fair piece of rope attached to your cat. Just in case you accidentally bought the type of glue to attach wallpaper... Helps you finding back your pretty baby.

[kach22i]

Sounds like you had fun.

Where are the pictures?

[SWG]

I have looked at all the mathematical permitations (if that is a real word) and have worked out the reason why your boat sunk.

It was the extra weight of your life jacket. Next time don't wear one.
LOL, AHAHAHA. I'll keep that in mind.
Though, actully, now that I bought another one of the same 50gallon containers, I think it was the holes in the handels. I didnt think much of them at the time, but then as I took another look at them again, I relised that even though the lable says the contains can hold 50 gallons (each), the holes in the handels falsifys that. If I was to do this again, I think I'm going to seal the holes first.

Maybe it is too much to say you'd better try a different design?

First think that comes to mind is a cat build out of PVC rain pipes, glued covers at the end, two bars, cross linked by cables and an old chair without the legs to support your bud.
Pretty safe and cheap, and I think it will move at a fair speed.

Take a fender on a fair piece of rope attached to your cat. Just in case you accidentally bought the type of glue to attach wallpaper... Helps you finding back your pretty baby.Hu? Wont you need a lot of PVC pipe for that? How long (and thickness) of pipe were you thinking of?

[Willallison]

Aww - c'mon guys, without that kind of inventive spirit we'd all still be landlocked. He's just a few thousand years behind the rest of us that's all!:D

[safewalrus]

Well .......he is American after all! so guess your right Will! Maybe next time?

[Poida]

I know it is just wishfull thinking but we wouldn't have Americans if Christopher Columbus had used plastic crates from Target instead of those bloody ships.

[fiberglass jack]

same goes for capt cook

[safewalrus]

careful fiber' read your history. Reference Quebec - now who was the Master who charted the river outside Quebec so that the operation could go ahead with some degree of success - if it had't have been for this guy (?) there's a good chance the Army may never have got ashore! You could all be French instead of just half of you!:rolleyes:

[fiberglass jack]

you read to much history walrus,

[safewalrus]

Naw, it's just that I'm old and remember some of it!

[Poida]

Fibreglass Jack, I didn't know that Captain Cook dicovered America as well. Did he do it before Chris or after?

[westlawn5554X]

after... I think... I was sleeping in history class :)

[Poida]

Stay awake during boatschool.

[safewalrus]

Old Cook didn't discover America (the Vikings did that, so it's your fault Raggi! :p ) he just helped the English take a little bit ( well he would wouldn't he - he was English after all!) - the best bit some say - still coloured slightly pink!;)

[luke23]

hey, r u serious?

[Poida]

Now that is one of the problems with the British. They don't think anythings discovered until they find it.
Good old Cook travelled around the world a century after other explorers and the British claims he'd discovered everything.

There was already American Indians living in America long before Columbus or Cook got there so neither of them discovered squat.

[timgoz]

Cook may not have discovered "squat" (on the N. American E. Coast), but he sure did clarify alot.

His suberb work in charting the Newfoundland & Labrador Coasts, to this day, is influencing modern charts of the area.

Most people concentrate on his Pacific voyages, but he cut his exploratory teeth on the rugged NFLD. coast and in the ice cold & ice choked Labrador Current (Iceberg Alley).

Take care.

TGoz

[safewalrus]

timgoz,nice to see I'm not the only person who can appreciate a good navigator!

As for Poida's comment that it ain't right intil a Brit has sorted it out, I salute his brilliance in seeing and stating the truth!

[safewalrus]

Oh yes and Poida - fat lot of good it did the local people in America or our other penal colony (you know the one I mean) once we'd let the inmates run the asylum they proceded to kill off the locals as quickly as possible (nothing wrong with that but surely better to use 'em as stock first) [that'll get someone biteing!!!]:P

[Poida]

Obviously Captain Cook couldn't have been computer literate or else he'd log on to Google Earth and save himself a shitload of work.

Of course anyone floating around the world in those days would have to be a good navigator.

Who charted what at what time can never be clear because not all countries jump up and down like the Brits and proclaim they have discovered something when how would they know who's preceded them?

Apparently ancient Chinese charts have been found that indicate the Chinese circumnavigated the world yonks ago (a yonk is a scientific term you use when you haven't got a clue, or know bugger all about what you are talking about.)

Captain Cook was credited to discovering Australia although it was already inhabited and then evidence was found that other nations had already been visiting over a centrury before but never made a song and dance about it.

Who ever did discover Australia I have them to thank for being stuck down here in the arsehole end of the Earth. When I could be living in a nice place like Cornwall??:?:

[safewalrus]

Poida mate, it's a good job you don't live in Cornwall - think of all the beer we'd have to drink to put the world to rights (weekly too) On second thoughts when you coming?

[Mychael]

Everyone knows it was the aliens that discovered earth. So by default, England, America, Oz and everywhere else. Just forgot to name them before they buggered off again.

Mychael

[longliner45]

cant here you guys ,,,,,got my foil hat on again,,,longliner

[Poida]

Unfortunately Mychael one of the aliens got left behind. I can imagine antenae sticking out of the top of his head. I think he's ET's deranged brother.

[Knut Sand]

Apparently ancient Chinese charts have been found that indicate the Chinese circumnavigated the world yonks ago (a yonk is a scientific term you use when you haven't got a clue, or know bugger all about what you are talking about.)


Yonks sounds fairly accurate to me. The year 1421+ something. (check http://www.1421.tv/index.asp ). My brother came with this book a year ago, which kinda surprised me. The Chinese came out in the world, and they came STRONG (Well armed, big ships and lots of men).

However, maps etc like these..And the theory, historians will probably discuss this matter...:D

[rayk]

I have looked at all the mathematical permitations (if that is a real word) and have worked out the reason why your boat sunk.

It was the extra weight of your life jacket. Next time don't wear one.

I used a set of natural intergers and reran the calculations.
I propose another trial at sea.

SG of seawater is greater than fresh water so firstly he must reduce weight.
Grind or cut off excess plastic reinforcing from intenal/exterior of vessel(s)
Peel off the barcode stickers from vessel(s)
Remove clothing
Cut fingernails, toenails, and shave all body hair
Remove plaque from teeth
Void bladder and bowels (this is easily performed just before undertaking sea
trial)

Location should this time be at a deserted Pacific Ocean beach close to the mouth of a swift river. At night.
Ideal weather is a tropical depression to follow a departing high pressure system.
Conditions should be calm at the time of the launch.

Our subject should have sufficient time left to him at sea to reflect on naval architecture, and at the logical conclusion of this experiment, a diminished desire to mess about in boats.

I would predict the average IQ of the boat design community will rise as a consequence.:p

[LAWFISH]

You know it was a funny story, but I cant help but thinking that all these other guys on here from other countries are sitting at their computers thinking "STUPID AMERICANS". So please tell us from what part of the country so we can create some denial!!:D

Just kidding

LAWFISH

[Poida]

What Lawfish Americans stupid, get outa here!!

[longliner45]

hey poida,,,,,,,,at least we didnt give up our guns,,,,,,,might need em sometime,,,longliner

[safewalrus]

Right there longliner, 'they' (our so called leaders) took em of us - cos they knew we would need em! and 'they' are right, we need to be protected against 'them' - still were not the only country with that problem! Just we can't do much about it (conversely it is fairly easy to get guns!! all our terrorists have them, and boy do we have some terrorists! better stop this before I get my wrist slapped)

[l_boyle]

Okay, I am trying not to laugh,
You did the right thing by wearing a "Life Jacket".. Very smart indeed...
You just experimented why Titantic sink in the first place...
If I were you, I would go home and flip on a TV and at least try to forget this embarassment... Family members is gonna talk about you for the whole year, that be nice to be known, not forgotten...
Give your family a hug, just for trying... And bless your heart, now I am gonna sit back and laugh my a$$ off... This is cute....