Vile Puns and other finny stuff

Discussion in 'All Things Boats & Boating' started by SAQuestor, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. SAQuestor
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    SAQuestor Senior Member

    The small boat pitched violently upon the heaving bosom of the ocean, causing Johnson to reflect that, although he generally liked bosoms, he was getting really tired of the ocean's bosom, and wished that it would at least drop from a 44D to a 34B.

    Mr. William J. Harvey
    Midwest City, OK

    From the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2007 Results

    Laughter is good for the soul - and heart and my disposition on a hot muggy day in south Texas.
     
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  2. Bergalia
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    I still have fond memories of a crewman observing a rather large lady thundering towards our trawler as she struggled with the wheel of a floating 'gin palace' in the locks of the Caledonian Basin (Inverness, Scotland).

    "Avast behind..." he roared...then more quietly "And big **** too....." :)
     
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  3. Jratte
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    Jratte Junior Member

    "First I lobster, but then I flounder"

    There is no smiley face for a groan is there? There should be, yup definitely a need there.
     
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