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08-13-2007, 01:02 PM
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| Vile Puns and other finny stuff The small boat pitched violently upon the heaving bosom of the ocean, causing Johnson to reflect that, although he generally liked bosoms, he was getting really tired of the ocean's bosom, and wished that it would at least drop from a 44D to a 34B. Mr. William J. Harvey Midwest City, OK From the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2007 Results Laughter is good for the soul - and heart and my disposition on a hot muggy day in south Texas.
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08-13-2007, 05:22 PM
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| Vile Puns and other finny stuff I still have fond memories of a crewman observing a rather large lady thundering towards our trawler as she struggled with the wheel of a floating 'gin palace' in the locks of the Caledonian Basin (Inverness, Scotland). "Avast behind..." he roared...then more quietly "And big tits too....."  |
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#3
08-13-2007, 05:38 PM
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| "First I lobster, but then I flounder" There is no smiley face for a groan is there? There should be, yup definitely a need there.
__________________ "...(the) ill-fated boat...burned, sank, and, after being retrieved, exploded and killed one of the men who had built her." |
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