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Old 02-06-2006, 08:31 AM
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Yes Welly

Well.

I've been away at Security Officer school, to get necessary qualifications to run security patrols, by law.

Now I can recognise bombs - throw drunks out of hotels and do patrols / alarm responses and recognise false ID (False Drivers licenses!).
(put UV light on your Drivers license and see the hidden govt info!) (ours has the kangaroo in a box!)

I'm a expert...on just about everything.

But i am "qualified"...and 'licensed"...

Enjoyed it a lot and did actually learn a great deal...

Especially enjoyed the bomb detection unit...(Tis the pyromaniac in me!)...

Hmm...101 ways to make a bomb - every school boys dream!

Yes this will be of great use while patrolling the canals...at night, in a boat - I will be able to detect a floating letter bomb as it drifts bye!

I dunno - I am a cynical bugga!

All the rules and regulations in this world are pretty dumb when you stop and look at em with a critical eye. Theres always someone wants $ out of you - training fees, license fees and so on and so forth and you know what?..

Most of it is a farce........

I don't think the terrorists have to defeat us we will die from entaglement in our own red tape!

Ahh - good to be home again!

Cheers!
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:20 AM
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How true.......mmmmm.......

This is dangerous......... I actually agree with you.......... better change prescription........on my belly itch........
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Old 02-07-2006, 08:46 AM
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Just do what i do

Yes, keep taking the medication!

A handfull of happy pills and I'm everyones best mate! Without em, you'd think ya just walked into a bears den 10 seconds after he woke from 6 months hibernation!

In the morning people don't ask me how I am - even my own family - first thing they ask - "you had ya happy pills yet?"

Yes I'm a happy chappy - but it comes in a bottle!

Cheers!
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:37 AM
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All depends if there's an 'E' in it!
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Old 02-08-2006, 11:43 AM
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ya mean

Whiskey or Whisky? (personally I prefer scotch, a nice Glenfiddich single malt!).

But it don't make me a happy chappy - I get real downright nasty when I drink - which is why I don't usually drink (unless I'm alone - in which case the only one I can upset is me!) One makes me nasty - to the point i wanna hit someone - two makes me happy chappie and 3 sends me to sleep.

Never did learn to hold my drink - my old man drank mine and a few others lifetimes full!

Vowed I'd never do that to my kids and I haven't...yet - but - the weeks not over yet!

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Old 02-08-2006, 11:56 AM
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Each to his own I guess, but if it makes you naughty leave it alone and find something else - the only time it makes me naughty is if the bottles empty and it's time for bed - try stopping me, could ruin your whole day!
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Old 02-10-2006, 05:43 PM
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Hey! Get a photo of your burglar in your nokia

http://www.mobycam.com/
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:58 PM
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Interesting Vega

I have saved that link for future reference...yachtcam..specifically!

Thanks indeed!

Cheers!
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:12 PM
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In this modern PC world (were you ain't allowed to call a spade a spade) you'd probably have to give HIM first choice of the photo's after all he's got his rights!
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:02 AM
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In this modern PC world (were you ain't allowed to call a spade a spade) you'd probably have to give HIM first choice of the photo's after all he's got his rights!
As long as your talking about spades it's allright. Sam
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:52 PM
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yeah Sam

well said - but don't ever let us catch him using those words about a shovel - right?

Cheers!
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Old 02-13-2006, 02:32 PM
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Have a 'Heart' fella's you trying to 'Club' my style

what did you rough 'Diamonds' think I was talking about?
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Old 02-13-2006, 10:03 PM
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Diamond Stolen?

what did you rough 'Diamonds' think I was talking about?[/quote]

For What I know family jewel are very hard to steal..... most probarly they steal your boat............ dont think they like walrus meat balls........

Mmmmm........sorry....... just found a remote internet access in one of those dayak village........
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Old 02-14-2006, 03:22 PM
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bloody hell Welly thats amazing - the internet access in a dyak village I mean, when i was sloping into those places electricity was as rare as hen's teeth never mind internet access -you laff your head of at it (if you still have one that is!!)
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Old 02-14-2006, 11:00 PM
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Yep.... Try on hand research on river transport and monsoon effect on river..... satconnection .......... very costly but is an addiction anyway........ partly due to your sick comment..... ....... I am always glad your'r the black ship of the forum........ ...... now how about trying walk the plank routine........
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