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10-27-2005, 04:27 AM
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10-28-2005, 01:46 AM
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| sorry sorry i will replace it to balls forums sorry thanks |
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10-28-2005, 10:24 AM
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| Yain't see nuthin, I've taken out a patent on, wait for it...... Ta daaaaaa Ball Bras! Yup - he man ball buster bras for de nut sack! Think about it - no one caters for testicular health, these days. Just look at the amount of science, manufacturing and marketing etc that goes into the manufacture and design of over the should boulder holder, double barrel sling shots for women!!!! It's a multi billion $ enterprise - but - what do we guys get for out scrote sacks??? Nada - zippo - zilch! Well - not any more - now we have de trouty special, mans ball bra (in several models)... It's taken years of painstaling (nut aching) personal research to come up with the ultimate bra for uss guys... You have your "scrotum scratcher special" - this is the model - lined with that green scouring pad material - you scrub the hull of your boat with to remove alagal growth.... Yeah - you know the stuff... Well - we have it sewn in to each nut cup...and get this - no more stickin ya scrotum scratchers (fingers) down ya daks in public to untangle a mess in the jockstrap in public - because these beauties come with the double shoulder strap suspenders attachement.. Yep - thats right - just like ol granpahhhh - you stick a thumb under the shoulder strap on one side or the other of the suspender - and give a little push - and the scrotum scratcher model scratches either your left nut or right nut at your will - while NO ONE knows - your havin a great ol balll scratch in public!!! (Great for the bus or train ride home from work fella's!!). Heck - you can scratch a lefty & a righty in turn, or to music - theres no limit... Now - we also have the rough weather sailor model... This is the one with plastic slinky springs sewn into each nut sack cup...yup - you guessed it - independant rear suspension - for each ball! Now - Ol Kirk Douglass, he used to be considered pretty sexy by the gals because of his cleft chin... BUT.. With the new cleft nut model - under your budgie smugglers down the beach - you'll be able to show offf - your cleft nutsack, to all the ladies!!! Ball bra's - the next must have mans accesory...comming soon to a store near you! Another $Million idea - from the brainpower of trouty! Cheers! |
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#7
10-28-2005, 02:57 PM
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| WoW  is about all I can say to that - amen figures greatly too! |
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10-28-2005, 03:12 PM
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| Whilst we're on the subject of Golf and not boats had me a beautiful accident at work last week - to set the picture I work (some call it that!) on a prestigious building site in central London (must be prestigious full of Aussies and South Africans, some Brazilians there too (not to many electricians tho' can't understand that  ). As you canimagine we get some interesting accidents on construction site (NOT on MINE - I'd KILL anybody who had an accident on my site!) but the best one came about a couple of weeks ago!Phone call on train going back on Sunday Night from a Senor Construction Manager "Walrus, we had a little accident!" "**** what", "Well a Commisioning Manager was showing a Supervisor the correct use of a golf club in a Safe Area, with out warning he suddenly swung the club backwards without checking behind him, SMACK! hits another Supervisor full in the face with the club, blood and snot everywhere, broken nose! All Hell lets loose! the Struck Guy is retireing in some thirty minutes time, last day big send off and holiday in Spain - wrong! Took some working on - between the jokes etc. but WE came out of it OK, the Old fella ain't too bad either but .... Now you see why I don't like Golf anymore! guess it was worth leaving this in if only for the yarns, Jeff! Did you notice, no Yank bashing either - well I couldn't after that one could I . . . . . Come on America, you can pull something outa the Bushes for this one! |
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10-28-2005, 08:18 PM
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10-31-2005, 09:35 PM
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10-31-2005, 10:38 PM
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11-01-2005, 04:35 AM
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| we have a tv commercial here for the national lottery under the banner: "do realize the risks of going to be a millionaire" the spot shows a indoor golfer repeatedly missing the hole couse the balls keep curving off irritated he hits the ball hard out trough the window and runs ondeck of his megayacht trowing his golfgear overboard in the waves |
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11-01-2005, 10:23 AM
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