Uplifting and Helpful Quotes

True. But you are out of sick days and vacation time and insurance and you can't tell the boss to go stuff themselves. I kinda miss that - just a little. I'm unemployed to the tune of about 40-50 hours a week at the rv park where I'm staying. And I haven't taken a week off in two years. I'm having a great time. Pease come visit.

Funny story - When I arrived here because the place I was staying at was shutting down for the winter season, the office gal said "Oh good, you're here. When can you start? The owner has a bunch of stuff that needs doing".

Which struck me as a bit odd since I was basically a walk-in. Rollin' with the flow, I said "In a couple hours, I guess, just let me get unhooked."

So I'm working on a bad power pedestal about four hours later when this other fellow shows up at the office and says "I'm here about the work camper job."

Alas, the position had been filled.

The office gal and I still joke with each other about that.

 

If you tempt fate,
fate will be tempted!

Don't let today get you down,
the sun will come up again tomorrow.

If at first you don't succeed,
read the instructions.

If it 'aint broke, don't fix it.
If it is broke it 'aint worth fixing, so be a man. (The old man on Pawn stars.)

You can lead a man to knowledge but you can't make him think.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Give a man a rod, he can pawn it & buy takeaway!

 

Gravity, rather obnoxiously, always pulls in the same direction.

 

The best thing about gardening, no-one can hear you fart when the whipper snipper is running!

 

For one would do for others as one would do for oneself.
—Mozi ca. 470 BC – ca. 391 BC

 

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

Jimi Hendrix

 

A mind is a terrible thing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA

 

"Just because you can't lick them doesn't mean you have to join them."
Robert Mitchum as Lieutenant Colonel Barney Adams

 

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." Eleanor Roosevelt

 

"Just because it is doesn't mean it should be" Mrs. Boss in the movie "Australia", one of the best movies I've ever seen.

 

. . . never trust a fart . . .

 

Truly uplifting.

 

I like Zappa best.
I'm going to post it at work.

I should have paid attention a long time ago.

 

Seems to me Mr Zappa is contradicting himself, he says don't let others influence your path in life, so what's he doing ? Giving advice about how to live your life !