Unidentified Naval Commander claims it was necessary to make and leak raunchy videos

An unidentified Naval Commander, speaking on the condition of anonymity, claims that it was necessary to make and leak raunchy sex videos to show the world that the majority of servicemen in the Navy are not homosexual, as the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell would suggest.




"Navy men are not only heterosexuals," claims Commander "Dick" as he is known to his subordinates, "but we are damned proud of just how manly we are. These ain't no Old Spice commercials we are showing. This is the real McCoy. The T & A you expect from a bunch of manly men," said Dick as he sat in his captain's chair smoking one of the biggest Cuban cigars this side of the Mississippi.

Asked about the women in the shower scene and whether or not those were in fact lesbian sailors, Dick claims that they were porn actresses paid to simulate sex on camera to prove a point. "And that point is that Navy men love chick shower scenes. There are no lesbians in the Navy, none that have served under me anyway," said Dick puffing away.

Although the films were made years ago, it is believed that their existence was leaked to the general public now to refute any rumors that the majority of men in the Navy are gay. "I am a career Naval officer," said Dick, "and during my entire service, I've met maybe one or two fellas that I would just as soon not take a shower with," but that's it. I'm proud to tell you that today's Navy is full of hot-blooded American seamen."

Dont take my word for it. Watch the Video for yourself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go-lP...eature=related



CAUTION,WARNING & NOTE: This footage contains the following: Derogatory language,
belittlemnt, harrasement, Violance, Bondage, Cross Dressing, beatings and Tourture using capistan, cemicals and water immersion all Sanctioned and witnessed by the President of the United States

[hoytedow]

And for this a good commander will be cashiered. Balderdash!

[wardd]

for an officer to bring disrepute on the service and chain of command is a very big no no

ask general McChrystal

[hoytedow]

Some of us don't think he did. I think I'll vote for him for elected office, maybe president. He has to be better than the one we have now.

[troy2000]

Originally Posted by hoytedow

Some of us don't think he did. I think I'll vote for him for elected office, maybe president. He has to be better than the one we have now.

Why? Because he made raunchy videos? If that's your definition of a good leader, there are plenty of professional porn producers, directors and actors around. Go vote for one of them.

I'm not particularly shocked by the descriptions I've read of the videos. Among other things, flyboys calling Surface Warfare Officers fags is a longstanding Navy tradition. But making a permanent video record of that sort of nonsense was using questionable judgment, to say the least.

[wardd]

hoy probably voted for vitter

[hoytedow]

Originally Posted by troy2000

Why? Because he made raunchy videos? If that's your definition of a good leader, there are plenty of professional porn producers, directors and actors around. Go vote for one of them.

I'm not particularly shocked by the descriptions I've read of the videos. Among other things, flyboys calling Surface Warfare Officers fags is a longstanding Navy tradition. But making a permanent video record of that sort of nonsense was using questionable judgment, to say the least.

They probably voted for the current prez.

[hoytedow]

Originally Posted by wardd

hoy probably voted for vitter

I'm t'd off wa.

[cthippo]

Yeah, he's getting cashiered.

Defiantly a serious lack of judgment there.

[CatBuilder]

I think they guy should stand as commander. His video was an attempt to rally the troops and get people to enjoy the often sucky conditions they have to deal with on a daily basis. A little humor injected into life for the crew.

That's the kind of guy you want to serve under and would go the extra mile for, IMO.

[daiquiri]

I'd bet "Commander Dick" is an undeclared gay.

Reminds the situation where one guy starts looking around in a room full of people and then shouts "Hey, what is this stink? One of you must have farted!". Well, guess whose fart was that...

[Angélique]

Originally Posted by daiquiri

"Hey, what is this stink? One of you must have farted!"

It's for the deaf to notice them as well that a fart stinks . .

Cheers,
Angel