Swine flu cure invented

[Landlubber]

Hi folks, Just to let you all know I have made a special Oinkment.

[Boston]

ok you asked for it

it was once said that a black man will be president when pigs fly
well its been a hundred days
and guess what
swine flu

[Frosty]

Your all as bad as then dumb Egyptions.

You cant get swine flu eating swine, you get it from kissing them or swopping spit. Now I dont know about you but Im pretty darn safe.

Now,-- how you give it to a pig like them Canadians leaves a lot to the imagination ,--infact I dont want to think about it anymore

[masalai]

But does one get bird flu from kissing birds?????? (blond ones or feathered ones?)

[marshmat]

Frosty- you trying to figure out how those hogs in Alberta caught the swine flu from their farmer when he got back from Mexico? http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2009/...-cases789.html

[masalai]

Local news carried a story where the Arabs were wanting to exterminate pigs in Egypt (that are used to clean up - eat - the vegetative waste that would end up in the streets unless it was collected to feed the pigs) and besides and the last bit like catching HIV because the name of the flu is H!N! and to an uneducated - particularly unable to read english - close enough is near enough and the piggery owner was panicking at the possible loss of his business to an angry mob... but then again, marshmat, there could be something in that????

[mydauphin]

Will people stop having sex with pigs....lol

[Sean Herron]

Hello...

I think I would make a good news reporter - I have a very bad habit of riding out a thin thread of an idea to its absolute media and commercial death...

I mean - this bit is a less than a 1 percent issue - this is about putting signs in the bay that say 'no dogs beyond this point' - OK fine me - my dog cannot read...

How stupid are things going to get before we start a grand cull on the politically correct retardation of all things...

I think it is pure arrogance that we think we are no longer affected by common exposure to that which we create and husband or farm...

Hell - I get wife and co-worker and gorgeous woman behind the counter who just sneezed - who just sold me four new tires for my truck - Flu - thats just F'in life - it is not a Nuclear bombing raid...

SH.

[rasorinc]

Sean, if you do not post the idea you had that would make you a million dollars, how do you expect me to beat you to the market with your idea and make $900,000.00? It just is not fair. Best, Stan

[Landlubber]

Sorry folks, the oinkment I made just got carried out the window, bird flu off with it.

[masalai]

Landlubber, Thank goodness for that.... Now that you have some creative time on your hands - how about a cure for the global economic pandemic? I need to sell some gold soon - and need at least AU$2000/oz but would prefer AU$3750..... - but Bernanki keeps manipulating the exchange rates....

[Landlubber]

Mas, Simple, gold is one of the best conductors of electricity you can get.

Shove it in the bilges, top up with acid, and there is your battery to power you on to Utopia.

[masalai]

Bloody expensive battery - I need to sell the gold to build the boat????

[Boston]

a golden vessel
sounds like something the Mayans would have done
nice touch Brian
if you went gold leaf it might even float, although you will have to do a few boil tests to see if the epoxy actually sticks to the gold

the golden cat

dam this is really developing into a project
those nurses are going to love this

[Landlubber]

Boston/Mas,

If the nurses get any idae at all of the cargo, they will all love him, but, he will have to pay by loosing his boat. You cannot have a nursie friend and money, not possible. One or the other.