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Stupid question...

Ah, the eternal American thirst for knowledge.....

 

berg its 2.40 ausy time arent you going to bed.

Ive just had my warm milk and i will be off in a minute or two. Ive got me jammies on.

 

Stupid question...

Actually Jack - it's 12.45 over here on the Eastern side. But it's a sensible question. No - not bed for me. This is my 'Writing time". No disruptions. I get the girls ready for College - and TAFE (wife's already at work) then sleep from 10am to about midday. Do my 'housework' (wife still out sticking needles in old men's bums). Prepare a meal for the returning girls and wife. Sleep again until about seven. Chat to family - they go to bed about 10pm. I begin writing from midnight until 7am - then start the process all over again. (with breaks to annoy forum members of course.)
Anyway Jack old chum...off to bed now before your Horlicks gets cold. Talk to you later no doubt. Yours aye, Max (bergalia)

 

So your a house wife by trade.

 

Chewing without the gum Jack, that would make you a cow.

"How far can a monkey run into the jungle?"

1/2 way because after that he's running out.

Poida

PS. Was supposed to form part of an intelligence test, no wonder you guys didn't get it.

 

Stupid question...

Wipes hands on pinafore. Flicks stray lock of flaxen gold hair from eyes, forget-me-not blue eyes, and through moistened, full ripe lips responds..."Get with it Jack...The 'politically correct term' is 'househusband..."

 

Stupid question...

 

Bergalia

Please pardon me for the liberty of asking.

Do you write for a paper, magazines or do you write novels?

Are you famous?

I've been down Angus and Robertson and asked for a novel by Bergalia. They said that was Enid Blyton's real name and she's dead.

And last question, do you live next door to Elvis?

Poida

 

You wanna talk monkeys jees i saw a bloke throw his mobile phone et a **** load of monkeys yesterday --and I was sitting at the bar watching telly.

This male came along the rafters and sat down staring at us.

He was shooed away but before he went he raised his top lip and exposed his top teeth.

This means something in monkey language. I can speak monkey. I wonder if you know what it means.

 

Stupid question...

Books, magazines, lavatory walls - you name it Poida - I'll write on it. Yes I am incredibly famous - every time I walk into my local pub the barman says "Christ - not you again...' And Angus and Robertson were incorrect - to quote that other famous Scots writer Mac McTwain: "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..." And finally yes both Elvis and Ed the Talking Horse are close neighbours. Plus Harold Holt came ashore the other day to look at a nearby property....

 

Berg,

Funny how you said the other day about Kidman's mum living close to you.

Your buddy Mel Gibson just financed a church up the road 10 miles or so here in Pennsylvania. His father is involved with it somehow. It is some offshoot of Catholisism not recogonized by Rome.

Tim

 

Hes a funny bloke is that Mel. Ide keep away from him if I was you.

He's gone all funny about his Churches and religious stuff.

Just look at his last movie APOCOLIPTIC whhooooaaa.

 

Stupid question...

Just 'up' the coast a short way - a place called Rosedale. Of course it's just an excuse to get closer to me....My wardrobe(black stockings, suspender belts, etc) is the envy of the area....

 

Yeah I think that Mel's dad is a minister. So probably just bought his dad a new church.

Reminds of that pommy skit

"Now that your famous has it made any difference to your life."

"Oh yes, I just bought me moom and dad a little 'ouse."

"Bet they were pleased with that."

"No they 'ad a big 'ouse before."



Glad yer famous Beralia

I would like to write "Horror Skopes"

Gemini If youy have red hair and are wearing blue knickers today, you are going to die tomorrow.

Taurus If you have brown eyes and live at a house with number 23 your relationship may be ending soon. Your partner has just bought a large packet of Ratsak.

Anyway guys have a nice day and:

If you are a cancer, are reading this, and have a boat you have just wasted a valuable part of your life.

Poida

 

Now here's a question for legal beagles.

Can a man marry his widow's sister?