Stupid Question-Really Stupid Answer

Swine sound like a fine wine on the fat side

 

Yup,PI, down the middle.......as long as you help me finish my boat.

Hey Rus, nothing wrong with gay ppl,especially if they are rich & are my clients. What were your parents thinking, sending you to a gay blue blood school?
BTW..who did your make over.......I'd pay them double!

 

Stupid question...

Excellent young westlawn...Top of the class. But can you imagine that hundreds of young Brits faced crass questions like that to decide their educational grades...
Well done again westlawn. Now open your books at page.....

 

Berg/

I'm shuttin the hell up. last time I mentioned drinking I lost 6 points
Tim

 

How far can a monkey run into the jungle?

 

Lemme guess... unltil he/she can't see the trees for the forest or somethin like that. you kno like if a tree falls deep in the forest where there is no one, does it make a sound........?

 

How long have you been down the pub roly.

Im going ---right now--G day

 

Yup ...how ya guess.
Finish hard yakka day weldin & placin steel beams
no dinner, no missus -workin too.
go to pub for acouple
come back to computor
talk rubbish......me anyway

have a good one jack

 

Hey Jack,

Tims recovering from last night.

Berg,

There is something to be said for "logical thought".

Of course, if a semi-old dude like me does not get it right off. how can you expect some youngling to grasp it

Don't get eaten by a Great White my older friend.

Tim

 

Stupid question...

Jeff, Jeff sir...there's an idiot post cluttering this thread....

 

You tryin' to make a monkey outa me Bergs?

Do you know there's a monkey dangling his testicles in my drink?

 

Stupid question...

No Poida, but you hum it...and I'll try and play it.....

(good to give these golden oldies and airing now and again...)

 

I know that one its to the same tune as

"Does your chewing gum loose it flavour on the bed post overnight". OR

Lonnie Donagan ( My old mans a dustman he lives in council flat)

Is this "idiots cluttering" or "Stupid question"

 

Whats the difference?

Tim

 

Oh thanks for that Tim I left out the word 'gum'

Cheers