Pirates of the Caribbean

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Poida

C'mon Longliner I watched ET and I know bugger all about extra testicles.Poida

Ah now Poida -that's because longliner has probably caught lots of octupii...
(or is it octopusses ?)

[Poida]

Now you might get this one Bergalia me mate.

Two whales where swimming just off the coast of West Ozz when Harry, one of the whales saw something down on the sea bed.

"What do you reckon that is," he asks Fred, the other whale.

"Stuffed if I know," says Fred.

"Think I'll take a dive down and have a look," Harry Said.

And with that sucked in a load of air and headed to the bottom.

When Harry dived down he realised it was a squid.

"God you look terrible," said Harry.

"Yeah," said the squid, "up late drinking last night and I feel awefull."

"What you need, is a bit of fresh air," Harry advised.

"Wish I could, but I'm just too sick to move," moaned the squid.

"Tell yer what, why don't you jump on my back and I'll take you to the surface, you'll be as right as rain in no time," said Harry.

"Gee would you, that's very nice of you," responded the squid.

So the squid jumped on Harry's back and off they went to the surface.

Just as they reached the surface Harry flipped his tail and sent the squid sailing through the air and landing on Fred's back.

"Here yer are," said Harry, "here's the sick squid I owe you."

Poida

[Bergalia]

Groan....
(but my kids loved it.....)