Pirates?

[Frosty]

Scraggy ole tart. She has an ego problem, and she knows it.

[safewalrus]

more like a nogo problem.....she won't go woth you, nor me for that matter mores the pity! Now if all pirates were like her................mmmmmmmm

[masalai]

You wouldn't even rate as a pi.... and I know better than to even consider trying - better fish available.... Anyway too close to being a "foney buck" or is it a "boney.... " these Spoonerisms are difficult to get the punch line right....

[Fanie]

You old guys are just jealous

[masalai]

I hope that is just self jealousy or do you really need some detailed explanation? - - - - A fast and phoney one is not going to be as nice was it..., (note the use of future and past tense in the one action phrase), as can be enjoyed in experience and extended duration of pleasure.... Why do you think Manie is after crew (plural)? us oldies know a thing or two....

[safewalrus]

Absolutely Fanie, absolutely!

[Frosty]

mannies not after crew, he's after a couple of scrawny tarts to share the boat space with and get his socks off and make bacon sanwhiches etc etc

At immigration they would however fall under the "crew" catagory as Ive yet to sea scrawny tart list.

[Manie B]

he he

maybe i'll drop the crew thing and go for "housekeeper" in port - makes it easier to sneak of at night to a far away distand land

and Frosty my health is good - so in four years time i will be 60 - damn good time to peeees off

maaaybeee "eastern housekeeper"

love to cook sock?

[Frosty]

60 is a good age, the girls will be all over you. Kissing and massaging you and everything they can think of including buying you meat pies full of cholesterol to get your blood pressure up and die so you can leave them your worldly posessions.

But if you know of their little scheme you can play the game, a false cough or a cluch of the chest makes them work harder.

They have given up with me, but there are new bars that know not of me.

Its all a game,--its all a game, its a shame that youth is waisted on the young.

I can think of worse ways to go.

[safewalrus]

That's the good thing about Death, it's not habit forming!

Frosty ref the dedparture, theres only one answer mate - fug it lets brazen the barsteward out, if I gets banned so be it but this ******** has trifled for too long........................as they used to say in the air world "Tally Ho Pounce" I have the bastewd in my sights and am attacking!