Pee'n & Poop'n

[SAQuestor]

Study the picture carefully.

How does your average compare?

Over a year of my life - simply waste.

Leo

[alan white]

You shouldn't regret the time lost. You should dream about the day when you get to wear diapers.
Not half empty--- but half full.

[Frosty]

Theres not much I can do about it. When you gotta go you gotta go.

Same with sleeping and eating ---its life init?

Time, time, time, theres not enough in the day for some people.

Running around trying to find time with your jacket half off and a piece of toast in your mouth will reduce the length of your life anyway.

I always take something to read, That reminds me I must replace the light bulb.

[fiberglass jack]

taking a dump in the moring is time well spent, bring a coffee a deck of smokes and the moring paper and your set . Nothing worst then getting caught short

[SamSam]

I got to thinking about minutes per day when I was helping a friend, who was a dairy farmer. A minute a day ads up to 6 hrs a year (1 year rounded off to 360 days). You milk cows 2 times a day, so every minute you saved in the operation amounted to 12 hrs a year. Everything added up so fast, that I figure if a person wants to live a little, there is actually no time for work.

If you round off the average American work schedule to 240 days (5 days a week, 52 weeks a year. 5x52=260 days, minus 2 week vacation and paid holidays) 1 minute per day equals 4 hrs. Lots of people take 10 minutes the first thing in the morning at work to "unload", so they're getting paid for a 40 hr workweek to sit on the crapper. A 10 minute break in the morning and another in the afternoon adds up to a 2 week paid "vacation".

It's terrible how much work can cut into a persons schedule.

[safewalrus]

Sam thankee for the reminder, to think I used to 'go' before I went to work, thus eating into my own time - will have to do something about that in future!

[Guillermo]

Well, you know...there are people who prefer to go pooping than making love, because when you finish you have not to keep embraced to the WC saying: "Oh darling, I love you...!"

[Frosty]

I usually take my breakfast with me to utilise the time efficiently

[safewalrus]

Ah yes Frosty but which is which?

[safewalrus]

One should always remember the old adage -

if you don't eat you don't sh*t
if you don't sh*t you die

just a thought to the seasick sailor!