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Old 01-10-2010, 11:59 PM
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Jus' funnin', Bos!
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:13 AM
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Oh ---shes got a TWIN?
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:14 AM
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Damn. I left a voice mail message on her cell phone, specifically telling her to get rid of that picture before you came by, Mark. I knew you'd get jealous.
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:15 AM
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I really didn't know if Troy would get mad or not...
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:16 AM
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Actually, IT IS my bedroom. The wacky Chileno has no idea what he has gotten himself into with the palm tree joke.

One TOTALLY politically correct joke:
A young latina wife, her old "north-of-the-border", macronald overfed husband and a young good-looking Chilean sailor were shipwrecked on an island.
One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."
Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself.
With great difficulty, he made his way to the top and finally looked down: "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:27 AM
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oH i GOT ONE Im off to the joke thread to tell it right now!!
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:40 AM
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I harpooned a fish yesterday no joking. I made it from the top half of a stout sea rod and took the hoops of, then twined a triple hook onto the top and bent the hooks forward. I made it some time ago and it lies on the dock just in case I see something, well I did and I crept up on it from behind much to the amusement of the mussus-----wahm first hit I got one swimming in the marina. It stopped the missus from laughing ille tell yer she ran out to look at our dinner.

Then this Aussi bloke from the next boat came to look as I went to get a piece of wood to whack it and kill. The Aussie could'nt stand it and left muttering something about he was a vegitarian.

One whack on the head and it was done, I don't feel proud of myself but its in the freezer now and it WILL be eaten.

I hear you saying WTF has this got to do with anything, well--- It reminded me of this whaling thread and I felt like a nasty whaler.
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:17 AM
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that was mean
although you had me fooled pretty good
better fix that by the way
old Sean might get jealous
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:27 AM
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Do you think he'll get mad?
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:30 AM
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:08 AM
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Mark: What species of whale is that?
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...probably a HUMP back, lots of blubber....
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:21 AM
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I am not sure if I should inquire from Mark is he harpooned that whale.
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:51 AM
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My day has been made! G'night you guys.
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