And nobody noticed....

[Bergalia]

Typical... I go missing for six weeks (modem burnt out in thunderstorm)... and nobody noticed.....

[boltonprofiles]

Hey Bergalia - good to have you back - read some of the dialogue between Walrus and myself and you will see we were talking about your absence, obviously not missing you in any way but just noting that you were not about.
(Actually, missed your imput and dry wit but dont tell anyone).

Right, enough of that, back to fighting......................

[Thunderhead19]

Well, the earth was about to swing out of it's orbit around the sun due to your abscence, but fortunately I stepped in....

[safewalrus]

(Oh Gawd the heiland manny is back, just as things were getting to be nice around here!)

Helloe Bergalia Nice to see you back old chap! How jolly boring it has been without you - sheeet did you see that p*g fly over then!

You'll like some of the numpties that have appeared during your time off (NOT) they be very good for the extraction of certain stuff; so on with the motley!!!!

[PAR]

We noticed and were refreshed as the breeze freshened and then you ruined it by waking us up.

[boltonprofiles]

Cheers for the boring part Walrus............

[safewalrus]

That's OK Paul, I'm like that; nice guy honest to the core............do a great line in back stabbing

[Wynand N]

six weeks to replace a modem......

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Wynand N

six weeks to replace a modem......

Your final quotation sums it up precisely...'What lies within us...'
Don't get me wrong - I'm a confirmed Mac man... it's just that living out in the 'Bush' Mac engineers are very few and far between and the nearest one is about four hours travel to the great metropolis of Canberra. Having arrived there they reckoned on a four to six week delay in getting new parts, (internal modem) service time etc etc etc...And apart from that they'd been flooded with e-mails from some character in S.Africa offering them bribes not to fix it....

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by PAR

We noticed and were refreshed as the breeze freshened and then you ruined it by waking us up.

Thanks Par...Somebodys got to wake you damn Yankees up...otherwise the Australian Wheat Board will bribe away all your trade...Óops straight away - politics and topicality...I must be in the wrong forum...

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Thunderhead19

Well, the earth was about to swing out of it's orbit around the sun due to your abscence, but fortunately I stepped in....

'
Gawd, Thunderhead, don't tell me that since I've been away the earth has started orbiting the sun......

[Bergalia]

Anyway, thanks guys. Glad to be back on board....

[safewalrus]

didn't the Earth always orbit the Sun - so that's why I keep getting lost!

Would this 'Mac' have anything to do with a 'scottish restaurant'?

[artemis]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

Would this 'Mac' have anything to do with a 'scottish restaurant'?

Only in the sense that they're both made in "Yankee country" - of which you are now any honorary citizen remember.

[Wellydeckhand]

MMMmmmm....................No wonder Walrus was crying for this old mammy.................Wonder if they're twins................

Welcome back for who deserve it.............. Anyway Walrus cried the most..................mumble...............mumble...............
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