Noah's Ark

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Bergalia

Sorry Walrus..But a couple of Martin McGuinness' boys have persuaded me to tell them where you live....

Seems my warning came too late - he's been visited by a couple of the boyo's....His 'first aid' course is just an excuse....

true, on a voyage to a dry out centre, this alky, broke the compass to drink the al k hol

[Poida]

Also getting back to the Ark and on a serious note.

If they need someone to propagate the human race I would be available to partner Sandra Bullock in this quest.

I know it is a generous offer, but it's the type of guy I am.

Poida

[Small Wally]

Originally Posted by Bergalia

Oh, and let's be pedantic. More correctly the Irish speak 'Erse'.

I'll see your pedantic, and raise it.

We do in our "Erse" speak Erse. We either speak Irish, or we "caint as Gaeilge".

SW

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by Poida

If they need someone to propagate the human race I would be available to partner Sandra Bullock in this quest.Poida

Sorry Poida. I've checked with Sandra and while she thanks you for your offer it seems Walrus made an earlier one and is undergoing a sperm count even as we speak...'1-2-3...bugger we'll have to start again...1 - 2- 3...look on the floor guys...I think one may have escaped....'

But good news is my neighbour has a heifer which needs servicing....

[Poida]

Walrus (bet his ears are burning) is supposed to be away on a first aid course. I hope he learns where to tie a torniquet to stop his sperm from escaping.

Anyway I have heard of a sperm whale, but a sperm Walrus?

Call me queer, but I prefer Sandra the Bullock to your heifer anyday.

Poida

[DanishBagger]

Erm ...

[timgoz]

Read where a walrus will try to mate anything it can hold down. Hope the other course participants take precautions!

On a more serious note, his willingness to attain/reinforce his firstaid skills is a noble endevour. Good man Walrus.

TGoz

[Poida]

Who'd rather die than let Walrus give you mouth to mouth.

[longliner45]

poida as we say here in sw ohio ,,,,,,,,,,,you aint right,,,longliner