Memorable Quotes

Gee that is very similar to those of the 30's 40's and 50's comics

 

Spaceship One is cool... 20 million to conceive, design and build. Nasa spent more than that on a pen to write in space.... The USSR said feck it we will use pencils...LOL.

 

So, it just goes to show where the smarts reside....

Are they for real and am I barking up the wrong tree? - - http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/showthread.php?p=202008#post202008

 

im thinkin sign language would of been cheaper hehe

 

Yeah - two fingers (or in some cases one) says it all - but is kind of limited!

 

ooooh ahhhh are you guys secretly Treckies or something, using Grannies "Hawaian greeting of happiness" I will send/post that story soon, It needs the wording correctly put for total impact and laughter....

 

live long and prosper hehe

 

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
- Alex Levin

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
- Lord Acton

 

Like number 3

 

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
- Robert Benchley

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
- William G. McAdoo

Some things have to be believed to be seen.
- Ralph Hodgson

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn

#2 is my fav.,,,,i try to tell people its not worth their breathe to argue with me,,,they'll learn hehe

 

I find that number two interesting as well, so very true - especially when I argue with myself!!

 

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
- Dame Edna Everage

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
- Thomas Szasz

A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
- George Steiner

 

It's all bollocks! Tricky Dicky, Newbury Bypass, 1997

 

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

- Louis Hector Berlioz

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too and if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

-?

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

- Homer Simpson

 

Wooo Hooo ! I got another winner British Lotteries certified (nutcase) winner?????

You ugly sleezbag of an avatar Yeuch, sorry Heinz I prefer the big kindly silverback....

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