lancing boils

[bob the builder]

i was gunna put this up after i'd finished sucking your brains

(brains!! . . . .mmmmm)


but,
there was so much pus on my first little thread, so much baggage brought onto a simple question, i moved me little thread.

strangely,
the name calling stopped and the thread died.
and thats the bit i don't understand.

why stop?
you'll only do it again on some other poor newbies thread.



so,
me being the best psychologist i've ever met,
i reckon straight at the problem. lance that boil! pop that zit! so i've started up this thread, just so you can really stick it to each other, while i sit back and encourage your catharsis.

vent that spleen!


Here's several little articles to get you started.


Testosterone and your boss (shriveling testicles, lost youth, lost dreams etc etc)

Consider the proud ape, leader of the pack. His testosterone levels are factors higher than his underlings. Consider his proud jangling testicles. Far meatier than his underlings.

Do YOU have a boss?
Basically what is happening is you are trying to raise your position in the pack and lower others down. On a subconscious level, you know being subserviant lowers your testosterone levels, and you ACT on this on a behavioural level to try and regain increased performance and libido.

After awhile you learn that your position in life ain't gunna change, and so this drive turns to a festering malevolent brooding. Sure, you are still happy, but specialise in kidney jabs - not enough to really warrant a showdown, just enough so you can deny all knowledge - ( it was a FRIENDLY short jab!)

(All bosses out there reading this, just be aware the younger stallions may be nice to you face to face, but never turn your back on them.)

Some of you are EXTREMELY sensitive to ANY statement that may be considered a put down,
(wisely, because he WAS trying to lower your status, (evolutionarily speaking, his chances of spraying his genetic information increases if his status is raised in the group. natural as breathing)


and


Performance enhancing stress.
(covered with astounding insight by yours truly on this page. recommended reading, A+)
Catamaran beams
Catamaran beams






and now that you all have insight into unhelpful humour, (humour that puts down a person or their ideas)
i'm sure we'll all be able to play nice.


but just in case . . . .




**** Stirring
most people don't have the balls to ask for help in a public forum like this, so i'm counting on YOU, the poor deluded (if you've read this far, hey...) soul to help them.



you'd help an old lady to cross the road wouldn't you?
you'd help a small animal back to good health wouldn't you?

so why not refer another person to me?
on this thread right here.

if you think somebodies being mean, unhelpful at your expense, and you want another persons post analysed, just ask right here!



do you know how much you'd have to pay normally to have this done? astronomical amounts.

but for a limited time only, (soonas i get me boat done you'll never hear from me again)

this service is free!


looking forward to your call . . .


cheers big ears,
mal.

[gonzo]

I would throw a small animal at an old lady waiting to cross the road

[masalai]

Which small animal? a mouse, as is tradition but seeing as there are no kitchen chairs, not in-keeping with tradition... or, a squirrel that would run up the nearest tree/leg? - not very kind to the squirrel and the "Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals" may send someone around to harass you for doing such a despicable thing ?

[bob the builder]

still waiting for referrals . . .



(don't wanna brag, but came first out of 300 people for sex therapy. so really, i KNOW, you!, the person reading this has severe KINKS all through you. or, do you want some KINKS put in? we can do that as well.)

are you sure nobody out there wants to talk about his bosses testicles?

[bob the builder]

oh nooooo!
i'm back on coffee and cigarettes again.

ebullience? bubbling over with enthusiasm?

or drivel?

i can't tell. i barely have contact with the outside world, so it's up to you guys to set me straight.

have a look at this post by me (the Winnebago pictorial), then read the Post by PAR

General comments





weird how i seem to get right up the nose of some of these crotchety old buggers.


are we both at fault? or is it my stunning personality?

what can you do if you genuinely think (after soul searching, doing the best you can, not muckin round) the other person is just a crochetty

(alluding to being an old man with a disease/infection of the crotch, generally implying syphilis and so making him insane and scratching the fruit bowl quite a bit)


old scum bucket with the manners of a fish wife?

(note the Shakespeare quote? classy hey)




i say
counseling (manners etc, how to behave when you go round to another persons living room, as he did come into MY living room, and he DID do! something on the carpet)


a small problem though, he's on my ignore list for bad manners
(along with Ad Hoc, and apex1, and they're NOT coming off either)

so
the only way we can reasonably proceed is if some generous soul donates their time and translates the

venomous pus filled contents of their posts

into pleasant nice stuff that a reasonable person might enjoy actually reading/dealing with, then i'll comment etc etc. good idea hey!



(i did skip reading the pus, life is too short, i find life is better if you don't watch the news, focus on bad stuff, but instead, only ever look at the good things.)




so, waiting for opinions
where is the fault.


is it me? (i did enjoy myself writing that post) and so just a personality clash?

is it the written word? (so many people here take offense at ANY attempt at humour by other people, or the SLIGHTEST perceived prick to their ego. do they have gonad problems? lack of self esteem? or is it because we're not speaking face to face where undoubtedly humour could be accurately transmitted and received, and people would be nice to each other, face to face)

or is it merely because crotchety old buggers hang out here? (old men are well known for being testy, crotchety, sour etc)


lemme know,
mal.

[Guest62110524]

Originally Posted by bob the builder

oh nooooo!
i'm back on coffee and cigarettes again.

ebullience? bubbling over with enthusiasm?

or drivel?

i can't tell. i barely have contact with the outside world, so it's up to you guys to set me straight.

have a look at this post by me (the Winnebago pictorial), then read the Post by PAR

General comments





weird how i seem to get right up the nose of some of these crotchety old buggers.


are we both at fault? or is it my stunning personality?

what can you do if you genuinely think (after soul searching, doing the best you can, not muckin round) the other person is just a crochetty

(alluding to being an old man with a disease/infection of the crotch, generally implying syphilis and so making him insane and scratching the fruit bowl quite a bit)


old scum bucket with the manners of a fish wife?

(note the Shakespeare quote? classy hey)




i say
counseling (manners etc, how to behave when you go round to another persons living room, as he did come into MY living room, and he DID do! something on the carpet)


a small problem though, he's on my ignore list for bad manners
(along with Ad Hoc, and apex1, and they're NOT coming off either)

so
the only way we can reasonably proceed is if some generous soul donates their time and translates the

venomous pus filled contents of their posts

into pleasant nice stuff that a reasonable person might enjoy actually reading/dealing with, then i'll comment etc etc. good idea hey!



(i did skip reading the pus, life is too short, i find life is better if you don't watch the news, focus on bad stuff, but instead, only ever look at the good things.)




so, waiting for opinions
where is the fault.


is it me? (i did enjoy myself writing that post) and so just a personality clash?

is it the written word? (so many people here take offense at ANY attempt at humour by other people, or the SLIGHTEST perceived prick to their ego. do they have gonad problems? lack of self esteem? or is it because we're not speaking face to face where undoubtedly humour could be accurately transmitted and received, and people would be nice to each other, face to face)

or is it merely because crotchety old buggers hang out here? (old men are well known for being testy, crotchety, sour etc)


lemme know,
mal.

WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU WERE COMING AROUND?

[Frosty]

Hey Bob --are you an inmate somewhere?

Sure do talk like one. Dissecting life as it should, would, or could be.

Are you sitting on a dock dangling your feet in the water with all the time in the world.

[Guest62110524]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Hey Bob --are you an inmate somewhere?

Sure do talk like one. Dissecting life as it should, would, or could be.

Are you sitting on a dock dangling your feet in the water with all the time in the world.

be nice GIVE HIM some points I did, we need some witch docs on here

[Frosty]

Has he met Sean from canada yet? Im sure they would get on great.

[Guest62110524]

peas inn a ferkin Pod

[tinhorn]

Originally Posted by bob the builder

the person reading this has severe KINKS all through you.

Well, yeah....and?

[bob the builder]

thanks Whoosh!
for the invite, general chat session etc.

bloody good of ya.






you do realise you're depressed don't you?

when you're up, everything is easy. there are no problems, solutions come to you instantly. nothing is a problem. etc etc etc


but,
when you're depressed,
all you see are problems. painful courses of action.


(just for everybody else out there in cyberspace land, let me fill you in on the details. Whoosh has unbelievable wealth (by this i mean children), but considers them a burden (?!) (they're unemployed etc etc etc)



what advice can we give to lift his little eyeballs from staring at muck instead of brilliance?

perhaps this;
have a real good wallow in pus, death, killing. watch the 6 oclock news. really try and force yourself to cry. try and be right there with all the soldiers killing people, pretend it's your children being killed, everysingle time you see a news story about somebody dying etc etc etc. really do this.


after you're full to the brim with perv, smash the tele and never watch the news again. ever. make a point, the only way is up from then on.

only ever count your blessings.

after a year of practice, you'll be amazed at how much better life is.





employ your children.
you need a hand anyway. get that shed built and employ the little buggers at ridiculously low wages (you can claim this off your tax anyway!).

this gives you time to know the little buggers (you just might miss them one day, you never can tell)

[Sean Herron]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Has he met Sean from canada yet? Im sure they would get on great.

Hello...

Taking a break from my 'fall down injuries' and my 'table saw boats' - (TSB) - dreams...
Plug for self - http://www.boatdesign.net/gallery/sh...80/ppuser/3673 - a NAFI doghouse for those '12 times a year' when you think about divorce - and a van down by the river - out right...

As for Frosty - I forgot that the Liberals over here in Canada do allow inmates limited Internet access - much like Chinese school children - I would imagine...
Do your time for free - three cooked meals - clothing - heat - TV - A/C - all bills paid by the state and the tax payers - **** - I don't get that - all the sex you want - **** - I don't get that - write a damned book about your F’cked up life - if you can speel - royalty money in the bank when you get out - this sounds all good - really - save for the buggering - time to throw a brick into the diamond store display...

Hope you are all well and good - time to split some more wood...
That rhymes - I like it...

Holy crap - Bob - do not walk around on wet floors man - and get a helmet...

SH.

[RHP]

Only Sean Herron is man enough to watch this video thru to the end.....

http://www.break.com/index/two-girls...st.html?mrr=we

all others... do not go there.....

[masalai]

Oh bugger, and I thought they were going to cut it out without breaking it and then dissect it to review the contents.... pity this is not "smellavision" as the aroma is quite putrid... Anyone for some custard and strawberry crush? - - Those girls were really objecting, but had the courage to complete the task - good on them....