I am the victim of everything

[gonzo]

Since there are lots of threads where people whine and complain about how they are victims of everything, I decided to just come out with it. I know it takes courage and some of the conspiracy theory exponents will warn me that the goverment or one of the secret organizations will take me out. It doesn't matter, someone had to do it.

[RHP]

No, I'm Spartacus.

I flew from the UK to Brazil last night and was thrilled to get an emergency isle seat. Until the stewardess asked the woman sitting next to me to change seat to allow a woman with a baby to sit there.

[PAR]

I saw a History channel special about people like recently. Of course they were later abducted.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by RHP

No, I'm Spartacus.

I flew from the UK to Brazil last night and was thrilled to get an emergency isle seat. Until the stewardess asked the woman sitting next to me to change seat to allow a woman with a baby to sit there.

Women with babies should never be in emergency isle, who did you fly with Pakistan International?

I don't know how you can stand cattle class flights.

Business is the only way, its not only the fabulous seats and service but checking in and the lounges.

Its 2 times as much but ten times better which makes it cheap.

[masalai]

I have a solution for that Frosty, take video of everyone who even farts and play it back several times cackling with "mad" laughter, They FEAR your "madness" and behave very carefully for the rest of the flight... I don't fly very often now but has worked well for me... I reckon the "wide open eyes intense look" on some of Seans' photographs would enhance the effect....

[PAR]

I've found if you talk to an "imaginary friend", people will generally leave you alone. I've used this gag on people in the check out line at the supermarket. It's loads of fun, people don't know what to say, how to handle you and truly fear any interaction may just set you off.

[Landlubber]

PAR, We actually all have an imaginary friend, Sean, any of his attributes would certainly give us more "space".......

If you remember the 60's, you certainly weren't "there".....

[RHP]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Women with babies should never be in emergency isle, who did you fly with Pakistan International?

I don't know how you can stand cattle class flights.

Business is the only way, its not only the fabulous seats and service but checking in and the lounges.

Its 2 times as much but ten times better which makes it cheap.

Middle section old bean, middle section.........

[gonzo]

I am the victim again. Instead of talking about my ordeal everyone is hijacking my thread. CONSPIRACY

[Frosty]

What ordeal? Let me guess,---there is no Harley rentals in London? Lap dancing bars are more expensive than USA? The Queen wont see you? --------- come on then spit it out.

[gonzo]

In the USA you can put dollar bills in the girl's garter. The smallest bill in the UK is a fiver which is eight dollars. I tried sticking a pound coin in and got kicked out.

[masalai]

Cheapskate...

[rambo!]

What you describe is just bumps on the road....you should meet my wife..

[RHP]

I am willing to meet your wife, please provide telephone number.

My condition is you have to spend ten days with my wife for every one I spend with your wife.

Please urgently advise as am already investigating flights.

[gonzo]

I didn't realized I could turn this thread into a wife swapping clearing house. The charge is one peso per transaction.