I am the victim of everything

[Frosty]

Ooooh teeth marks Ohh I know what you mean, its worse than getting it cought in the zip and you had to get your mother to help you out with it.

Something to be said for Y fronts.

[masalai]

Y-fronts don't work, the snake always manages to escape... Velcro does not work, unless, one would imagine, the region was clean shaven (ouch) One could imagine Mr To Hang Lo would also have problems... as would Mr Loong Wan...

[Frosty]

Are you the victim of a troublesome snake Mas. You need a snake handler, I had chance of meeting one last night.

[Sean Herron]

Hello...
I know - it is old - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0dQ ...
SH.

[Fanie]

Mas has a snake handler Frosty, and she will kick his butt if he takes your advice

[masalai]

The word is herpetologist,

[gonzo]

Does that mean you get herpes doing it with a turtle?

[Boston]

pretty sure it means he's got scales to

[gonzo]

I am the victim of the lack of information at the pet store

[Frosty]

I was very nearly a victim! --well not really. Harley Davidson Dyna low rider 2006 fuel injection and 6 speed gearbox 9,000 dollar or 300,000 baht.

I saw it on the internet, we E mailed backwards and forwards, photos, description.

Was suppose to be in an apartment in Thailand. He was in Cyprus.

Ok--so when can you get over here,--oh next week --great Ille buy it 100%.

Oh I need you to send me money to buy a ticket.

Thats when it hit me. I called him. He was short in his conversation and didnt want to talk about the bike much but that I need to send money or he cant come. I said that is not the way to do it, he put the phone down.


So,--- nice little scam, advertise something juicy in another country and get them to send you money for an air ticket --Mmmmm not bad. but not me!!!

[Landlubber]

Ah Frosty, just as well you smelled a rat....so may crooks in this world think they can scam people, sad really.

anyhow, don't you get enough chicks there without the Harley?

[masalai]

I think he is too old for chicks and actually has a "thing" about motorbikes: - - sort of sad when one gets too old to play with "chicks"

[Frosty]

That would have been my 5th bike and no the chicks here don't care what you ride in fact they they prefer a nice air con car any day.

When you pay the money and they come outside with their handbag they look a bit glum when faced with a drunk on a big bike.

You guys don't get it do you? I suppose you wou'ld dress up and have a shave,--its the money guys ---the money.

John an American mate gets the women fast,-- he is 72. You can be sat next to him with a toxedo on at 22 years old and they wont come near you, why? because John gets the money out.

Ha ha --- tourists!!!.

[masalai]

What is his wallet tied to his dick inside his chastity belt (that "the old dragon" put on him)

[Boston]

one of my theories is that if your down to paying for it you've just admitted your game is slipping to an irreparable level
I stay clear of hookers