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#47
10-10-2009, 01:28 PM
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| This misery thing? You know,--- this victimization that you are so suffering from. Is it something that you might be letting us in on in the near future at all? A small glimmer perhaps of the reason your suffering. You've been caught shoplifting in Harrods and you've been banged up at her Majesties pleasure?  |
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#48
10-10-2009, 01:36 PM
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| Some things are selfevident. Anyone trying to make me prove it is only another victimizer. I am the victim and should not be called upon to provide proof or in any way have logical arguments.
__________________ Gonzo |
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#51
10-10-2009, 06:54 PM
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| What do you want with cheese ? Last time I tried giving up smoking they said I must try cheese whenever I feel like smoking. It was no good at all. I couldn't get the friggin cheese to light...
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#52
10-10-2009, 07:01 PM
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| Fanie, you turkey, you don't light it, you say it "Cheese"...that way you appear to be smiling and people think that you are happy, so they say G'Day, that makes you happy because you are not in fact the victim of everything, so you naturally smile.......in the end, you are happy.....and if you say G'day to someone else, chances are they will be happy too....it becomes infectious (but not like rabies).
__________________ "I do not know, what I do not know!" |
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#54
10-10-2009, 08:14 PM
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| Now here's a victim of a victim - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room"
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#55
10-10-2009, 08:17 PM
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| Oh bloody hell, here's ANOTHER victim A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man. The night after that, the man walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "Geez, does ANYBODY in your family like women?" asked the bartender. The man replied, "Yeah, my wife does."
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#56
10-10-2009, 11:37 PM
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| It costs about 3 dollars per hour to have your balls played with at the bar. I told a girl yesterday that I had 3 balls how much would that be? she said she did'nt believe me and started to count them. It took her 1/2 an hour to realize I was joking. I guess she was a victim of stupidity and I the victor. Pssst I gave her some. Im not the rotten bastard that roumers victimize me as. But then ive always been the victim of roumers. |
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#57
10-12-2009, 01:24 AM
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| I just heard on the radio that a man in London has convinced the Lambeth council to place a noise abatement order on the Local Christian church. A small congregation of 300 that worshiped on Sundays and sang Hymns of the usual variety. Mohamed Judeen a nieghbour of the church says his daughter can not use the garden because of the noise. Lambeth in London is a very Muslim place. Of course they have mosques and regularly give a call to prayer before dawn and dusk through an electric amplifier. As the left wing and the skin heads along with others who want England back are threatening this sort of behavior with appropriate yet illegal action I feel My Judeen has made a mistake. A very serious one and might well be looking through travel brochures as I type. A victim of catastrophic stupidity I would say. There is a moral there somewhere. Your in London Gonzo --do you know Mr Judeen. hes the guy that ran past you with his suit case at the airport with ticket in his teeth. On my last rip to England I noticed that there was no immigration when leaving (entering a different matter). After passing the check in I was directed straight into international lounge. I remember looking back with my passport in hand wondering what happened. This has been confirmed by others leaving Uk. See if it happens to you being American --unless you've decided to stay? There is a house for sale in Lambeth I believe,---just next to the Church!! |
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#60
10-12-2009, 09:35 PM
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| Balls In Fridge... Hello... I do not intend to hijack this thread - and Hello Jack would be a pun - but have a look at my balls in fridge and jar threads - I never intended them to make any sense... Hello Jack - heh boss - keep it down - Peter is asleep...  Hah - get it... SH. |
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