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#31
10-09-2009, 10:17 AM
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| I just came back from a 2 week trip during which my son broke the key in back door lock so my thoughtful wife changed the lock. I got home last night, the wife and kids had gone to a kiddies party - and I didnt have a key to the new lock. I sat in the car for 2.1/2 hours catching up with paperwork in my briefcase. "Hi Honey, what are you doing?" (cue the blood curdling scream !)  |
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#32
10-09-2009, 10:57 AM
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| The key was 'broken on purpose. They were home all along, just didn't want to open the door yet. Enjoying their last few minutes without you...  It must have been quite crowded in that brief case. The act is spelled jetchup in the US  Your house have only ONE door ? Any windows ? Boy, you ARE a victim of everything there...
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#36
10-09-2009, 03:23 PM
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| Shame Gonzo, If RHP suffers like that it makes it kinda ok you know, like it's destined that he has to suffer that bad. If He gets faltered, burned by fire and the likes it sound about right to me... But to say the least I never expected you to be such a masochist ! Two victims so far, do we have three. Come gentle and other men, please step up, do we have three ?
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#37
10-09-2009, 05:35 PM
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| gonzo, quickly, spend an hour or so typing up your grief and then post so others may pass judgement and express in reciprocal delight, - - "rather you than me" 
__________________ Try to be helpful... The trouble with people is to realise and remember that there are at least two sides for every story... A woman's breasts, one is not enough, - two may be just right, - but dreaming of 3 is a pleasant fantasy... |
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#39
10-09-2009, 09:13 PM
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| Fanie we do not have three I say the leading cause of divorce is marriage which I have avoided like the plaque it is you want any real whining you will have to ask those unfortunates unable to learn from the mistakes of others Gonzo I had a horse ( no not RHP's whife ) do that to me once we were all out on a ride in the mountains and I made a pit stop I was riding a mare that I had hand raised from a pup ( so to speak ) I was taking a leak minding my own business when the horse walked up behind me peaked over my shoulder looked down and then looked up at me as if to say "you call that a pecker" I was mildly amused and yet pissed off all at the same time "what are you looking at" I barked back horse walked off a few steps and I swear shook its head the folks waiting all saw it and laughed there asses off |
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#40
10-09-2009, 10:38 PM
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| I dont know anything about horses,---I trod in some horse **** once tho. They dont have clutch or hand brake --scary things. I saw one at a bus stop, well it was'nt at the bus stop waiting for a bus ,it was on the other side of the fence, it had a big donger hanging down, two women were very interested in it, the donger not the horse, well maybe the horse as well ---a bit. |
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#42
10-10-2009, 10:20 AM
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| Horses behave like that, whenever you get to a fence he will let you over first! Horse sense is stable thinking and the ability to say nay! Quote:
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#43
10-10-2009, 11:56 AM
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| I have a ****** expired problem... but then... I am quite late in reply email... and I love blonde woman... 
__________________ Student |
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#44
10-10-2009, 12:09 PM
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| you mean your std verification certificate that those ladies insist on checking ran out dam I always wondered how that worked friend of mine went to vegas thinking the chicken ranch was open for business it was just not for him seems they gave his ass a little test just to see if he was deserving of the ranch special nope I guess his certificate had expired as well |
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#45
10-10-2009, 01:11 PM
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| Its stopped raining now and I don't want this beer, ive had enough. Drove home on one cylinder god knows why, it was the rain maybe, 100mile bike trip --stop for a beer or two and ---one cylinder WTF happened. Oh well tomorrows morning will reveal the prob, could be a plug. Got home and the house water pump is down , I just replaced it yesterday, had a shower outside in a bucket, I know, I know you cant do that in USA. Sigh,--- im a victim of mechanical complicity and delusions of alcohol consumption, where my expectations seem to be overwhelmed only by my beer gut. Sorry cant drink this. |
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