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Old 10-07-2009, 06:12 PM
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If you don't like your wife because she's overweight or something then just get her to walk one km every day. Think about it. In a week she'll be seven km's away...

Is this conspiracy or not ?
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Old 10-07-2009, 06:21 PM
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Hehehehe, I can't resist, - - and if she is "blond" she may actually do it It may be nice to give her a tracking gps so if she looses her way and heads back you would not be caught with your pants down, so to speak
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Old 10-07-2009, 07:36 PM
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I didn't realized I could turn this thread into a wife swapping clearing house. The charge is one peso per transaction.
Gonzo I'll leave you to rue on your bad luck if you help me find my boat in the 'Canberra Ozzie' thread in this same section!

Mas can you help me also?
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Old 10-07-2009, 08:39 PM
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RHP Totally at a loss as to where it may be - - or even could be - - - You may like to locate Canberra on googleEarth or googlemaps and then you will see the issues a shallow man-made lake in the Australian Capital Territory... An email to the likes of http://www.thecoastalpassage.com/ based on the mid coast of Queensland may help if they publish your email....
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Old 10-07-2009, 08:56 PM
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Will do so Mas. I shall mention your name...
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:09 PM
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Some one buy the man a wheel of cheddar and call it a day . . .
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:24 PM
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Why???
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:24 PM
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A wheel of cheddar? Ive never heard it called that before, are there any Dutch here, they live on the stuff.

Its a cheese.
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Old 10-08-2009, 07:30 PM
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I'll take the cheese. Thanks for the suggestion Par.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:37 AM
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Oh and before you leave London dont forget to lock up and turn the lights out before you go.
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:56 AM
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cheese
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and a few bad jokes

ok

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Old 10-09-2009, 04:38 AM
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A man can't even whine in peace that the jokes start.
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:45 AM
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white or red
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:47 AM
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See, Nobody takes me seriously. If I wanted that kind of abuse, I'd be talking to my wife instead of hidden behing a computer screen
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:08 AM
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wine, cheese or people??? Ok for either with wine, Chesse blue and creamish (don't like the "blue" much). skin/faces almost a rainbow of colours (interesting)...

Oh yes gonzo, to whom are you married - computer or the lady over there? we all 'love' you, that's why we are the way we are (a bunch of liars)
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