How to say yes and mean no!.

[Pericles]

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If any amongst you think that's a bit far fetched, then read what an English barrister, Cecelia Ivimy said in court in Brighton on behalf of the British Labour Party Government. "A manifesto promise is incapable of giving rise to a legally binding contract with the electorate. It is a point, which is so obvious that I don't want to labour it." 7th February 2008

Gordon Brown's "Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation."

Well ***k me, who'da thought it?

Pericles

[safewalrus]

Well blow me down an Honest Politician - trust me, I fcuking lie, but I admit it!

[artemis]

Get a rope!

[charmc]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

trust me, I fcuking lie, but I admit it!

Yup, that's one of the classic definitions of an honest politician (why does that sound like a screamingly obvious oxymoron?? ). The other one I've heard is that an honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought.

[safewalrus]

And there ain't to many of them Charlie, that's for sure!

[Frosty]

Oh MY GOD NO whats all this posting real photos of your self. OH no Pericles your an old fart and I thought you were a young guy.

Im younger that all of you.

TIP--
If your a man never ever lay your head to one side when having your photo took,----unless you are a poooooof. AND never have your photo took in the kitchen where every one can see the kitchen cupboards and say Hey I got kitchen cupboards like that!!!

Ok back to the thread, ahem I don;t have trouble with this, when I say no it means F$%^&*( NO.

Ask the Aussies they know how to do this ****.

[Manie B]

Im younger that all of you

Oh no prove it he he he

Hows this for honesty

[Manie B]

This could be a Party Political announcement on behalf of the Lying, Cheating & Robbing Party for Screwing the Citizens.

Pericles your understanding of South Africa astounds me, geez you hit it right on the nail!

[safewalrus]

That guy with the wife and the beer crates is an idiot!

I mean if he took a couple of bottles out of the way of he wife's head she could see where she's going, wouldn't trip up then and drop the crates thus smashing the bottles would she! Use a bit of savvy please!!

[masalai]

Awwww Safie, & I thought you were a true Gentleman, either hold the umbrella so she does not get wet too (loose grip & drop cases), or, being a big fella, carry the full of beer inside yourself... "buuuurrrrrrp."

[StrandedMariner]

Originally Posted by Manie B

Pericles your understanding of South Africa astounds me, geez you hit it right on the nail!

That party must have a branch in China.

[masalai]

Pericles, I think that the "political organisation" to which you refer is an international consortium of the wealthy, having got their ill-gotten gains by ripping off the lowly electors, who seem to be perpetually in a state of "needing to believe". Another 'opiate for the masses', along with religion and plenty of food (all three rely on faith, hope and charity)

You wish to join this group, sell your heart, then sell something that satisfies (very temporarily - else no ongoing demand) all three desires expressed in the three words "faith, hope, charity" on the face of it, and don't give a fig about truth in advertising...

[safewalrus]

Originally Posted by masalai

and don't give a fig about truth in advertising...

Whats that then? is there any? wouldn't be advertising if it were the truth would it?

[SheetWise]

Originally Posted by charmc

... an honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought.

If a politician is going to whore their services, then you have to treat them appropriately. You don't want to buy them, you want to rent them.

[safewalrus]

You'll never actually BUY a politician, he'll sell to the next person who comes along with another offer (no matter what)! they ain't renowed for consistancy, nor loyalty!