Hotels full in Bethlehem again.

[Frosty]

Hotel accommodation in Bethlehem seems to be a problem at this time of year.

Sheep herders, Virgins and wise kings are once again having difficulty in seeking shelter for the night.

This has been an ongoing problem for 2010 years. Many locals open there barns and straw heaps for them to rest.

Local suppliers of Gold Frankincense and Murr are sold out.



A glass of wine is known as 1 unit of alcahol, 5 units being the max amount to drive.

Father Christmas who traditionally downs a glass of wine at each household would during the course on one evening consume 25 million units of alcohol rendering him 5,35 million units above the legal limit to drive.

Apparently this is not a problem as you do not need a license for a magic sleigh and Rudolph the head reindeer does not touch a drop, Said mickey the magic pixie.

Shall go to Makro supermarket this morning and buy an exotic animal to eat, Croc is quite nice and cholesterol free.

[Paul No Boat]

Frosty, did you hear the nativity play was cancelled in Washington, DC this year? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

[hoytedow]

Just hope we don't find Obama in a manger.

[masalai]

No chance all the Goldman Sucks people are there saying 'God sent me to fix things'... - - Oh...