Hello im new!

[DanishBagger]

Yes, tomorrow, I will propably go "what the hell!? WHy are the flat littered with magazines about stupid small boats!? And wooden, no less!? What on earth happened to good old fashioned plastics!?"

Man, if I ever convince someone to having a child with me, I will be so happy. Screw amnesia, maybe that might come in handy at times - "What? No, I never promised you to take you to football. No way, I'm going sailing!! What? No, no, I can't remember that, and therefore I never promised you. Ride your bike. Or walk, it'll do you good, you fat bast...."

[safewalrus]

Baggy there are definate signs of impending fatherhood there mate, your going down with all the syptoms!

Ther is only one sure cure, go find a friend who has a couple of these dwarf like creatures and offer to babysit for the weekend! If that don't cure you for a longtime you've had it (DO NOT take a girlfriend on this exercise, they actually like the situation, now who was it said women are human?

[DanishBagger]

haha, the crappy part is, what if _I_ like it?

[longliner45]

let me be the first to tell you ,,,,,,so later I can say I told you,,,,,,,,,,,RUN ARRON RUN,,,,before its too late ,,,,,,,welcome aboard

[Wellydeckhand]

Originally Posted by safewalrus

Baggy there are definate signs of impending fatherhood there mate, your going down with all the syptoms!

Ther is only one sure cure, go find a friend who has a couple of these dwarf like creatures and offer to babysit for the weekend! If that don't cure you for a longtime you've had it (DO NOT take a girlfriend on this exercise, they actually like the situation, now who was it said women are human?

Try the new thread by Florencegale on biz opts babysit nurse........ Undiluted and very uncensored

[boltonprofiles]

Welcome Aaron, you will enjoy these forums.............

[Wellydeckhand]

Originally Posted by DanishBagger

AH!! I'm 33, not 32!!!

I am doing 35 and i get speed ticket for it........... Wat a shame

[safewalrus]

On a donkey?

[Wellydeckhand]

Positively not on a federal donkey unless is from seattle and burnette....