A grumpy old bathplug raves

[Kay9]

Global warming will cause the earth to cool.....However nuclear winter will cause the earth to heat....but the republicans will raise taxes and increase government...but the democrats will lower taxes and get rid of unions.......**** I give up...Im taking up drinking smoking and whores.....probably live forever triing to kill myself.

[safewalrus]

confused? you will be!

[masalai]

Safie, this is not "drivel" so the intelligentsia could well be.......

[safewalrus]

................they probably are

[safewalrus]

There again maybe not, in fact probably not!

[RHough]

Time for a new rant ...

I got this in email:

There are still many California voters who do not yet understand the danger posed by Prop 8 and how close the battle is. We need YOU to help us spread the word about what is at stake and the peril we face. Please vow to vote no and forward this email to 10 friends or family members to ask them to do the same.

If passed, Prop 8 would not simply eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry. If Prop 8 passes our opponents are claiming they will have won the "culture war"--and LGBT people and families will be among the casualties. All of our hard won victories will be vulnerable in a way they simply hadn't been before.

WTF?

Anybody have any ******* idea what LGBT people are? Large Gorilla Belly Ticklers? Little Gazebo Butt Tripods? Leaves Gum on Bedside Table?

Christ ... imagine my surprise when I discovered LGBT stands for:

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transsexual/Transgender

I'm not ranting about same sex marriage ... I'm ranting about people with causes looking for support and making me have to Google what the **** they are talking about.

I'm all for humans having equal opportunity, I just have to laugh when a minority group goes fighting for their self interest. It is none of my business what someone's sexual orientation is. Unless I'm trying to get lucky, it doesn't matter. Why do they confuse the issue of equal treatment for all humans with fair treatment for their little group?

When I get pissed off at a couple of people swapping spit and playing tonsil hockey in the next booth while I'm trying to eat, it doesn't matter what sex or species the couple are ... they should get a ******* room.

If they happen to be a teenaged boy and girl ... I'm an old fuddy-duddy.
If they happen to be a LGBT couple ... I'm a bigot.
I have no idea what label I'd be branded with if I objected to a priest humping his sheep ... would it matter if it was a male or female sheep? or an underage sheep?

Holy crap, if people want social equality and want society to stop labeling them, they need to stop labeling themselves.

Of course it is the "Religious Right" that are fighting against the "LGBT people" ...

Well, here's a thought, if the religious right don't like LGBT people, they should get rid of them, keep them from breeding! ... oh ... they don't breed? Then wipe out the source! ... that would be hetrosexual couples mating.

May they all burn in hell. Please don't tell me what your politics, religion, or sexual orientation is. If for some reason I have a desire to know, I'll ask. Until then, **** off.

[Meanz Beanz]

Originally Posted by RHough

Large Gorilla Belly Ticklers?

Hey buddy... watch it....

+ you'll know all about it if its a goo-drilla in the booth next door & I wouldn't say nothin if ya wanna keep walkin like normal folk

Goo-drillas have rights too!

[RHough]

Originally Posted by Meanz Beanz

Hey buddy... watch it....

+ you'll know all about it if its a goo-drilla in the booth next door & I wouldn't say nothin if ya wanna keep walkin like normal folk

Goo-drillas have rights too!

Hell if its a crew position, I don't even care what species you are ... as long and you can grind in a #3 after a bad tack in 25 knots without getting your dangley bits jambed in the winch.

Should I walk in to my local LGBT meeting and announce, "Hi, I'll **** anything that moves ... where do I sit?"

The L's have no use for the G's, and don't trust the Female B's
The G's have no use for the L's, and don't trust the Male B's
Both the L's and the G's think the T's should just be happy being L's or G's (depending on their plumbing).

The luckiest group are the B's, they have twice as much chance of getting laid on any given Friday Night.

What's with people that make their sex lives the biggest part of their identity? Don't they know about boats?

[Meanz Beanz]

1. The G's go to the L's for muscle and protection.
2. The G's are the only males the L's don't hate.
3. The B's are not trusted alone with anyones partners.
4. The T's have a great sense of humour, they need it.
5. The B's moto is "If it moves 'boink it' if it doesn't eat it" .... kinda like dealing with an affectionate piranha.
6. You can't wear flannelet near a G unless you are an L.
7. L's ride Harley's better than G's.
8. Don't bag Kylie or Cher in a room full of G's.
9. Nobody trust's straight white people from the suburbs.
10. Straight white men are the root of all evil.... According to LGBT consensus

I have never seen dangly bits caught in a winch! Gorrillas have no issues grinding #3's in 25 knots but have been known to rearange Fantasy Land if the guy on the talking stick is causing problems. Once I saw the Gorrillas leave him on a mark, call it light weather frustration.... he went on to become a great solo sailor, the gorillas went on to other boats via the club bar.

[masalai]

But the G's and the L's seem to accept a "trusted S" if their (M or F) company adds to the social atmosphere of a party (can cook, is a good story teller, has good contacts, does not misbehave -get aggressively drunk etc- and accepts/enjoys/plays the occasional practical joke, knows a lot of "non-PC" jokes, and is a good "entertainer")....

[Meanz Beanz]

Seem is often the operative... you can even be the wrong type of G.

[masalai]

Oh well I suppose I am socially outcast from there too

[Meanz Beanz]

Outcast? LOL the game changes so often mere SM's are not equipped to keep up by the time you worked out you're in, you're probably out. Offers great amusement for those not involved watching at arms length. Unless of course you live in one of those surprisingly crowded closets. Someone said minority right? LOL

Oh Lola!

[masalai]

Ok, back to research? - I still have the final 2 sessions of "Financial Sence" to listen to and absorb...

Wish the septic "pollies" and economic leaders would lead and take the medicine so that things can collapse in a heap then recover - sooner the better....

[Meanz Beanz]

Don't listen to that rubbish...