A grumpy old bathplug raves

[masalai]

Go here http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/sho...868#post208868

[the1much]

hehe

[Meanz Beanz]

http://www.myrealira.com/

[the1much]

dont ya just love people that put money in their ira "before" taxes,,,they actually choose to pay the taxes later when they take their money out,,,,and wonder why i laugh at em telling them jus how much money they lost by doing that,,,,,,they cant seem to understand that taxes DONT go down,,,,well,,,not that i've heard of.

[the1much]

ZION, Ill. - A school bus driver and amateur artist from the Chicago suburb of Zion has legally changed his name to "In God We Trust."

A Lake County circuit court judge approved Steve Kreuscher's (CROY'-shirz) name change petition on Friday.

The 57-year-old's first name was changed to "In God," while his last name was changed to "We Trust."

He says the new name symbolizes the help God gave him during tough times and says he can't wait to begin signing his artwork with the new moniker.

[masalai]

I am about as grumpy as a barthplug can get that Ijit of a pretend ceo - A. Sol Treho or whatever is USELESS, How many years, and now it does not work for hours at a time..... not even dialup speed JUST NO F'ing connection since 13:30 that I tried 60 odd f'ing minutes for NO GOOD REASON apart from no f'ing work no F'ing good- - - How do I table a motion to get him terminated?---- What bloody broadband? Australia is stuck in the days of smoke signals and pony express (if there was one) - the bloody postie offers a better service.....

[safewalrus]

Come on Mas you know the wee boy with the forked stick ALWAYS got through, no matter what! Not like this modern stuff

[the1much]

hehe,,,in the interest in "bridging the gap" between china and others,,,im here to help out,,,,lesson 1 see below vVvVv

[masalai]

Someone....Somewhere....is Made for You!
Don't Marry Some Whom You Can Live With,
Marry Someone You Can't Live Without!!

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2.There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

3.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."

8."Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow."

[Knut Sand]

Well I'm well married...
One of my Boss'es had a note on the wall saying:

Wanted;
Woman who can cook, clean fish and owns boat and motor!
Pls. send picture of boat and motor.

[masalai]

Knut go read http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/sho...554#post209554 for further relevant advice....

[masalai]

If you have good broadband? help yourself..... http://www.insanepictures.com/

[the1much]

hehehe,,,i got great broad band,,,,and guess what the first pic i choose?,,hehe

[masalai]

Front view? (do the girls turn around or are they really "but" ugly?)

[the1much]

ya,,their,,butt,,,,buttlicious