A grumpy old bathplug raves

[Meanz Beanz]

Take the red pill Mas, take the red one!

[the1much]

take 2 of the BLUE pills,,,BLUE,,,,,and the shale aint much more,,,,they say it costs something(not positive on this #) like 20% more to refine,basically the cost of pumping the "sludge" oil from the bottom of the barrel,,hehe

[longliner45]

in wwll.we used coal dust and water to power liberty ships and battle ships,,now talk of using coal again is resufacing,,,,,we got butloads of coal,,,and new ways to burn it ,,oil is just really old coal,

[masalai]

OK, at last I found them, I took 4 red and 2 blue, and they didn't taste nice so I had 2 brown coloured ones... Yeuck, so I had some warm rum laced milk - - now I lay me down to sleep for a while... Anyhow seya soon... How strong are they? - got little m"s on each one? - real tired now..........

[Meanz Beanz]

Kiddies on a suuuugar high !

[masalai]

They are on marijuana, the good stuff - sending my poor intel into fits if overwork....

[the1much]

hehe,,,,i now have something to replace the "counting sheep",,hehe
them little thingys like a part of my family,,hehe

[Meanz Beanz]

Welcome home Jim...

[Meanz Beanz]

[the1much]

hahaha,,,,thats too funny Beanzy,,,hehe
well i just rebuilt an alternator,,,lets hope thats the end of work today,,,,no painting to do,,,no starters or alts. left to do,,,,wow,,,i got like a free hour,,,,,,,,,wonder what the ole lady will think bout "mornin luv",,hehe

[masalai]

Heinzy, know anyone holidaying at Port Vila, Vanuatu, got a bit of a shake the other day.... http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/...10/170_-20.php

[the1much]

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a

Well. The animal cried piteously for hours as

The farmer tried to figure out what to do.



Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the

Well needed to be covered up anyway;



It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.



He invited all his neighbors to come over and

Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began

To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the

Donkey realized what was happening and cried

Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

Quieted down.



A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally

Looked down the well. He was astonished at what

He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his

Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.



As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel

Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it

Off and take a step up.



Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

Stepped up over the edge of the well and

Happily trotted off!



Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds

Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well

Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of

Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out

Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,

Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.



Remember the five simple rules to be happy:



Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.



Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.



Live simply and appreciate what you have.





Give more.



Expect less







NOW ..........





Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,



And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.



The gash from the bite got infected and



The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.







MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:



When you do something wrong, and try to cover

Your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

[safewalrus]

If your going to cover your ass, first you gotta make it quiet!!

[masalai]

Good one, the1, But you know the story - bloody timelock is on the safe which contains all the "feedback assets", and I do not condone deductions as I cant allocate those as they are lost to the tax man or someone?????

[the1much]

thats alright,,,,im thinkin of going upstairs and giving some "thought filled" input on some of their "technical" issues, my rep is getting outta hand,,,,hehe