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Old 05-15-2008, 11:23 PM
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For retards and fools who cannot learn or think beyond "windows" but that was some time ago and all Linux distributions have improved significantly of "died" a natural death of neglect....

For commercial needs Red Hat or Suzie -can't remember the latter has a green gecko like thingie as the logo. I use Linux Mint and Ubuntu - Ubuntu will mail for free to your postal address... Identify the CPU on your machine to select and order on-line....
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:26 AM
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i was gonna switch to linux,,,but my "ole lady" is 1 of those people who thinks jus cause she knows windows,,,,she wont be able to use linux,,,,( actually she jus too damned lazy)
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:38 AM
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CONFLUENCE, Pa. - Two Somerset County men are charged with trying to steal live power lines that were still attached to a transformer and utility poles.

Police said Kevin Lee Lytle, 27, and Daniel Jay Basinger, 24, both of Confluence, were shocked during the theft attempt on May 3 in Lower Turkeyfoot Township.

Both were charged Wednesday, but only Basinger was well enough to attend his arraignment on the attempted theft charge.

Police say the incident disrupted power to area residences for about five hours. Penelec Power Co. owns the lines which suffered $1,500 damage.

The Associated Press could not immediately reach either man for comment.
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and they'll probably sue the electric company because there wasnt a "caution" sticker warning them that the lines were live,,,,,,my proof that the law is to make people with "common" sense save the lives and watch out for idiots like they were our children,,,,,,,,if that was my kid and he was that stupid,,,,after i talked him into doing it again,,,i'd shoot myself.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:54 PM
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A bit in the reverse here - Journalists are the cause of all conflict?

Two boys in Brisbane playing football when one of the boys is attacked by a
vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the
nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the
dog's neck.
A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook.
But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane just assumed you were," says the reporter,
and he starts again. "Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," !
he jots in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bronco fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter starts again: "Maroons supporter risks life in heroic rescue"
"I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.
"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the
Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.
"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck
Cockroach Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:37 PM
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i think our reporters went to the same journalism school as your reporters did hehe
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:31 PM
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Hello...

This week I lit up two cat 3196's on MY supplies and returns - I have the bust up knuckles to prove it...

**** - I have photos and vids...

I humped those bitches on their cooler sides when they lit up - but there is NO I IN WE - there were many others who got those CATS to purr...

This does not include the ******** artist who DROPPED THE BALL...

Talk the talk and try the walk - a bunch of darts in the wall and nothing on the board...

See http://youtube.com/watch?v=rs6gNhx5A6E&feature=related ...

Hope you are all well...

I have some Scottish Whiskey - going to nurse my shaved knuckles...

F'ck the FAKES...

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Old 05-16-2008, 09:38 PM
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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!



First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.



They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.



Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.



We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.



As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.



Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.



We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.



We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.



We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!



We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.



No one was able to reach us all day.And we were O.K.



We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.



We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!



We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.



We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.



We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.



We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!



Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!



The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!



These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!



The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!



If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!



You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good .

While you are at it, share it with your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.



Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!



The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:58 PM
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Thank you very much the1, for your enlightening observations... For your last point YES
"Stop using religion as an excuse for what you do or don't do and put God in your HEART and in the way you behave towards others...."
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:58 PM
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Well if they persist in masturbating, I guess what will happen must happen.....
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:04 PM
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i wanna be their sacrifice,,hehe ,,wonder if they've seen my new exhibit im donatin to that dudes museum,,hehe
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:12 PM
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:16 PM
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this should be in jokes,,but wut ta hell,,im already here,,hehe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
there was a bad car accident 1 day,,,and there were 3 witnesses,,,the judge asked,,,well sir what caused the accident,,,,well judge,,,it was the 2 people on the side of the road fekking,,,,,,PROFANITY in court,,$10.00 fine, yelled the judge.
well the next wit. got up,,and the judge asked him the same question,,,,well your honor,,it was those 2 people fekking next to the road,,,,PROFANITY in court $10.00 fine, said the judge.,,,,
well the next witness was a truck driver,,and the judge asked him the same question,,,,,well judge, this is what i saw,,,,,
10 toes up,,10 toes down,
2 asses going round, and round,,,
6 inches out,,,,6 inches in,,
and if that aint fekking,,well,,,
heres my $10 ,,,,,hehe
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Hello...

Do you really think that we need to view all this as a Pagan rite...

Most of these folks were more worried about milking the heifer twice a day and feeding the lazy animal...

Can you NOT imagine a bunch of crazy wankers hauling stones - on the weekend - while the rest of the working population stuck to tried and true measures on hard won farms to feed their families and townsfolk...

These bits are the erections of madmen - I like that...

Ideas born of poets and potion brewers that had little else to do and were pissing their land owner fathers' off - because they could not do the real work of their brothers...

Hell - just now - here in Vancouver - there is a gay ass festival of beach 'stone balancers' - oh - I must stop work - and go see that **** and take photos - there may be some brilliant break thru and future inspiration...

BAH...

THIS MOUND MUST BE IMPORTANT - THIS BENT TREE MUST MEAN THEY UNDERSTOOD ASTRO PHYSICS AS WE KNOW IT...

What a bunch of poo...

I need some Ketchup...

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Old 05-16-2008, 10:21 PM
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