A grumpy old bathplug raves

[Pericles]

A Viking funeral should count as burial at sea. As you know, some people have their ashes dispatched in sky rockets. Gene Roddenberry went further. After his death, a lipstick-sized capsule of his ashes was sent into space to orbit Earth for just over five years, after which they burned up in Earth's atmosphere.

How about having one's ashes sealed inside a robust model sailboat, to cruise the oceans until time and circumstance o'erwhelm it?

Pericles

[masalai]

Hay, I just broke my own rule??? wait I will try and fix it?

[masalai]

SMOKERS>>>>from the Drivel Thread:- - - - -
Your pleasure is inhaling tobacco (and other smoke?) That is your business...

My pleasure is drinking & eating.

I will not inflict you with the residue of my pleasure as long as you keep the residue of your pleasure to yourself (including your butts, ash, expectorating bile & sputum from cancer & other causes, fires from un-extinguished buts/matches etc....

I am sure the risk of being shat or pissed upon should be sufficient deterrent?

[the1much]

hmmmm,,,,,i have a bad habit of pickin my nose,,,,and playin in my band,,"sammy snot and the five nasty nose pickers" playin "dig dat boogie"
pissers should "watch fer floaties" in dere drinks

[Trevlyns]

Masalai! Wake up, you bastard!

Take control of your thread IMEDIATELY man!

... leave the buggers for 50 seconds, and all this happens











Personally, I’m into heels and stockings

[Kay9]

If your hunting a snake oil salesman here is one for ya.

http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/showthread.php?t=21188

I expect some points here

[Trevlyns]

Done!

sorry, they're virtual K9

[Kay9]

Story of my life

[Trevlyns]

Snap!

[Frosty]

Which thread were we slagging smoking off? I cant remember I was going to have another go at the dirty bastards.

I guess I could do it here,---remove pants -squat down--

Theres a trick to crapping in a bucket, its very simple really , first you put water in it, not difficult or rocket science is it.

Things will come to a sticky end if you dont.

You'lle be chucking it till your arms fall off.

First rule of the sea that is, the only one you need to know really.

[Trevlyns]

We don’t particularly wish to know that, Frosty!

[Frosty]

Simple rule --every one knows the simple rules, sorry thinks they know.
No standing about sucking your thumbs lad!!

Theres a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza
Theres a hole in my bucket dear liza a hole.

You will no doubt be disapointed to know that I know the whole words to that one.

[Trevlyns]

Is that Liza with an “s”

Or Liza with a”zee”

[masalai]

Well K9 started it & pointed it out, who else is going to question the validity of that product with no info but hype?

Short comments are not de-rigour Trev, to pontificate & defalcate effectively verbosity and detailed descriptive information, along with analysis and research to support same, for example, will pee substitute for water in the bottom of Frosty's bucket, how much is the minimum and if the solids were LARGE & not enough room to separate, what actions and manoeuvres are necessary for release? Frosty, when can we expect a detailed analysis of procedures necessary to ensure satisfactory completion of the first rule?

[masalai]

Carefully re-read your "Future of the anchor" post - it can be readily interpreted to be absolutely differently - too much to post....