A grumpy old bathplug raves

[the1much]

hydraulic dinner

[masalai]

Also if you lie on your back when full, you may be awarded a VC.... In this case though it stands for "VERTICAL CHUNDER" (bloody caps lock key - easier to change the "V/C"....

[the1much]

Theres
's A Key To Stop This Cap Lock Thingy? Why Am I Always The Last One To Know? :d

[the1much]

See What Happens When I Fuk Round I Type As Stupid As I Look

[charmc]

Beer or some variant has been around for more than 10,000 years. There's great significance for humankind in that fact, but I'm damned if I can think of what it is. I drink the stuff 'cause I like it.

[masalai]

OK, font of wisdom, Sir, When was wine supposed to commence its illustrious history as the preferred tipple for those who do not drink beer all the time?

[charmc]

That's been around a long time, too. Come to think of it, I drink wine 'cause I like it, also.

I guess my point was that governments and empires come and go, but people always want beer and wine. Damn, there's something really significant in that ... I'll think of it someday.

[masalai]

One can't be having sex all the time to "light up" the pleasure centres of the brain, but male-dom seem to be trying all sorts of solutions/powders etc., to simulate that effect. - - - Heroin may be close..., but Uncle Sam invented Prohibition, and ****** alcohol for a while then forced the rest of the world to "prohibit" lots of other alternatives to create the same stimulation by chemical means. - - - - Now we seem to be left with just "fcuking", and HIV etc., as the risk. - - "Madam Palmer & her 5 daughters seem the only "safe" option - but that is rumoured to send one blind....

[the1much]

i hate beer,,,except fer that dark beers,,,from here its usually a micro-brew,,,but i got "meds" and "fumes" so my "beer" comes in a different kinda can
i like the sex thingy too...so much so, that i might do "it" with someone other then myself one of these times

[Frosty]

The eccess consumption of beer can make you think you can sing well.

[masalai]

Oh Lordy Lord... ABC read my email.... Well 3/4ths of it - the part where the adjectives were not too "blue"

[Pericles]

Hell's teeth, Masalai!

It's getting difficult to keep up with you. Your posts are all over the place, like a mad woman's ordure.

Now, how many of us spend time each week, trying to coax the food crumbs out of the keyboard? My technique is to turn it upside down and bang it against the desk surface. The usual result is something like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[masalai]

Pericles,
Enlist the services of a hundred trained chimpanzees.....

They are not overly concerned where they drivel, and output is high...

Can't tell the difference. can you??? - - they are well trained and good at copying style (intelligent buggers aren't we)

[the1much]

i get my crumbs out by not feedin my kids fer a week,,,then i hold the keyboard under their noses,,,course i have to let em out of the closet first.

[masalai]

Now, to address the crumbs issue - what crumbs? - My notebook eats ALL its food - not a messy eater - Now what ever happened to that ASIO bloke....

Is he in the internet somewhere? - ASIO means Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (something like CIA or FBI or KGB but stupid? or is it too too?)

If you find him, de-program him & sell him to the highest bidder, else flush down the nearest sewer.....