A grumpy old bathplug raves

[masalai]

The only problem is that we will have to wait for the days of retribution to find out who is "right with God"

It is all this Freudian stuff. (sexual and emotional insecurity and penis envy) - Why is it necessary for some to remove the woman's clitoris - because men are afraid of their own inadequacy and ability to give satisfaction/pleasure to ensure faithfulness and the desire to stay with one man - The same goes for multiple wives - an over the top "I can do it" artificial and false brag. The 14 virgins offered for Jihadies - because of real life inadequacies - and don't know what to do so would be put to shame by an experienced woman.

In the west it is only Pfat tyres, big exhausts, loud engines, going fast and carrying guns (as if the one between the legs was not good enough - it can cause 9 months of swelling and hard labour for the target...

The only good thing about human bombs is that it is one less on the other side???? Is not it an insult to God, to be named after God and fail to even come close to that expectation in the name? Yet a "toy teddy bear" so named raises the mad throng to insanity at the efforts of their own "innocent" children using the same name??? Sadly there are too many "rabid fundamentalists" on both sides of the God worshipping fraternity, and absolute idiots hovering around the fringes of religions (AB of C? types)

[Kay9]

Religion has ALLWAYS been about governing and control. It has NEVER been about God, goodness, or anything else. More people throughout the world and history have died in the name of religion then from any other single cause.

K9

[masalai]

That will "please" all those sanctimonious types

[Kay9]

Truth is rarely pleasing.

It is, however, allways truth.

K9

[charmc]

On the other hand, as one of my professors once said, "God exists. The proof is that humans have been f___king up God's image for thousands of years and it's still around. Anything that can persist after that much stupidity has to be real."

[Kay9]

lol...I loved the thought recently that, the reason we have a rabbit for celebrating easter is because God wanted a rabbit to be pope. That way the pope could not issue any edicts and screw up religion.

I hate to say this but the refrence for this is the show South Park.

K9

[masalai]

Ahhhh, never a truer word was said in jest... Don't know who the F... that is attributable to but seems to fit?

You can see I have a thing about sex - I love it!!!! , , and Freud was on the right track. - - They had a thing on ABC radio National (sort of like the BBC but always tells the truth - even to saying "****" openly on a noon book-reading show!) - none of these stupid beeeeep things. I am looking forward to the Mardi-Gras telecast from Sydney - always a good tits expo...

Oh yes, this lady was reading her diary on her journey of treatment for cancer, and she found out that the clitoris is a fairly large organ which wraps around the vagina and around - its sole purpose is to give pleasure.. So gentlemen, be nice to your lady, and make sure she fully enjoys the experience, with gently caresses there

In orgasm (both men & women) the same centres of the brain "lit up" as also was seen, when heroin was injected - So, the moral of the story is, "Do it right and regularly" and she will be hooked on you forever.

[charmc]

Originally Posted by masalai

You can see I have a thing about sex - I love it!!!! ... In orgasm (both men & women) the same centres of the brain "lit up" as also was seen, when heroin was injected - So, the moral of the story is, "Do it right and regularly" and she will be hooked on you forever.

Good thoughts, and well timed. Here in the US, tomorrow is Valentines Day, celebrating romantic love. My beloved is in her season of being spoiled: Dec: Christmas, Jan: her birthday, Feb: Valentines Day, April 1: anniversary. Yes, I get treated well on a few of those, but she's on a roll this time of year.

[the1much]

is that what its called,,,,and we're suppose to do WHAT with it,,,,,,no wonder my ole lady says im "special" ,,, i thought it was a small punching bag ant thanks fer the ::: mas. ,,,as you see im using em all ready

[masalai]

Here is a dear to furthering clear communication? instead of the saying "Right On" how about "**** On" - Something like the Hash House Harriers saying "On, On, On..." before almost dieing from total exhaustion and swilling copious beer to replenish the "fat levels".... Except in the former we are replenishing the "further opportunities for mutually consensual sex"...

the1 - don't forget the "D" immediately after the : it will then look like this or if you like (especially on the dribble thread) have a "P" after...

[the1much]

if i do too many , then i'll get used to having teeth,,,then i'll be looking for more of that "**** on"

[masalai]

Oh ****

[Landlubber]

Down to the lowest common denominator I see.

[masalai]

The highest aspiration of man, spends 9 months trying to get out and the rest of his life trying to get back?

[safewalrus]

about that Missy Lee! about that!