Good news for Walrus fans

[Bergalia]

Great news - Walrus' prostate operation was a complete success.

[Frosty]

Bergalia,--Ille bet you get into trouble for this.

[TerryKing]

If it's proportional to rate-of-use he may NOT be offended....

[safewalrus]

conversely he could get really 'peed off' with it!!! (when he's stopped laffin')

[Poida]

My God that is a nasty looking growth. That green thing in the front doesn't look to crash hot either.

Poida

[Mychael]

Damm I had to open that just As I was eating breakfast.

Mychael

[timgoz]

Man Safewalrus. The good news is they got that gross mass out of you.
The bad news is, losing all the associated weight, may cause you to also lose your obesity disability payments.

Take care.

TGoz

[Guillermo]

What's the awful thing behind that lovely green mass...?

[Frosty]

Oh Ok is this the new silly thread now then?

Didnt think we needed any more ,--but hey what the hey.

I think this was taken the night he snuck into the ladies knitting evening and drank too much meths,--he regurgitated his colon.

They have since packed most of it back in now but some of it still stick out into his colostomy bag.

Since his sucessfull evening as a female impersonator, he has won many drag queen events and is now a member of the Cornwall Butch Boys Tranvestite Association.

Being cought in Woolworths buying make up, his wife threatened a seperation.

His wife trying desperately to help him along with sphyciatric help. He has promised to talk on Forums with real men.

Which is why he talks with that funny twang and tries to convince us he is butch and can fight Pirates and drive big boats n stuff.

So that ridiculous mustache must be a stick on then.

He has shoulders like a girl as well.

[safewalrus]

Yer Jack me 'ansom were I to talk to real men ye wouldn't be in the frame would 'ee?

tain't a stick on! it's held in place with a zip, could of course recommedn one of they to 'ee but 'ee wouldn't know what to do with it would 'ee!