The FUGAWE thread for people who are lost

[Chris Bretter]

Godesses are godesses no matter where they work

[Frosty]

Oh i forgot to tell you about the accident, ---one bar had had new dance floor made out of black marble.

This ,as you know is a very shiny surface,---well this girl was doing her bit and then did the splits. The poor naked girl was not aware that the new shiny floor was dangerous for this kind of act and when she hit the floor with a slap like a fish on a slab she became attached by the vagina to the floor by suction.

The music was stopped and a few people tried different tactics but the poor girl now in tears was firmly stuck like a toilet plunger,.

Finally a builder from next door was brought in and scraped her off with a shovel.

[Chris Bretter]

Hey frosty
A grand tale worthy of any seafaring man.Couldnt they just slide her to the edge of the stage.Poor child

[masalai]

and get splinters there - there would be claims of teeth growing there? - - - But does not the imagination create some fantastic images?

[safewalrus]

Could we all not have little suckers made up like that to stick notes to windows and things..............that'd sell a few!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[masalai]

That forms the basis for a "masturbation machine" invented at a gathering of a few drunken boaties about 4 weeks ago celebrating the completion of another 39'C from the Bob Oram range of sailing cats.... runs on booze....

[safewalrus]

Mas I notice your rep rises but you number of posts doesn't, is the system falling into chaos!!??!!

[masalai]

Safie, If you add to someones rep they should get 26 points for the affirmative and I have no idea what a negative feedback would give???? other than that fucknose....

[Frosty]

At last Ive managed to get onto the forum . It took me half an hour to get on and now I dont know what to say.

[safewalrus]

About normal for you Frosty - we consider your silence a bonus!

Only problems is when you are like this (rare but not unknown) we have no way of extracting the wee wee, most unfriendly of you! and us!

[masalai]

Who farted - Ooops sorry just another load of walrus **** that will be washed away in the next high tide

- - - - How are you keeping Safie, - - - may I suggest you buy some little gold bars of pure 99.99 gold as a hedge and future money instead of the next couple of cartons of Chivas Regal and the other stuff.... kept for a year or so should mature its value and return 5 times more booze in the future....

Prosperous New year to all.... but there is a possibility of a preposterous 09 for the incautious some....

[safewalrus]

idea is sound Mas trouble is the wherewithal ain't! To obtain the yellow metal first you got to have some of the folding stuff (or a big gun)

[Frosty]

Hey walrus were you there ? The Plymouth marina on 1st was jammed full, they had ran out of chips and beer, ---no money around ey? someone should tell the British.

Scottish friend of mine dropped dead late 31st ,--he was only 66.

He left the marina bar here gasping for breath to go home to die it would seem.

[masalai]

Where the F is everybody? - - - watching the Obama inauguration? on TV, as the place is so tightly secure there is nothing to be seen??? but funny deaf (all wearing cheap hearing aid ear-pieces) men talking to their shoes, cufflinks, themselves and wearing black suits trying to look like MiB IV?

[safewalrus]

Sez a lot for Obama don't it..................this is the guy who billed himself as the Big Christian Geezer who used to praise the Lord and all that! So what's he do on the Sabbath before he gets made up to the most powerful man on earth (saving Father Christmas of course) ------goes out and has a big party! That'll go down well with the Christian faithful won't it! **** don't need them no more I got the Job!!!!!!!!!!!! OK but fanatics carry guns and use 'em and it don't matter whos fanatics they be, Christian, Muslim, or church of the later day pissheads! How longs he got? I giv e him 18 months but I always was generious!