The FUGAWE thread for people who are lost

[masalai]

"Dear Abbey says '....don't stop you are swimming, head for a large floating object or land if it is nearby.... sleepwalking whilst living on a boat can be life-threatening, go to bed wearing a PFD and with a rope secured to your person and the other end to the boat'....."

[safewalrus]

In that case Nord I think that maybe your not in the middle of the Mojave desert...............but hell you never know? any sand about?

[masalai]

I think you need 2 points more to gain the ascendency in "rep"?

[Chris Bretter]

Hi Frosty.I think you need to start a Help Blog.sorta like a agony aunt or sumat// Friendly Frostys agony column//You are good and know lots of stuff.
help people with yachty relationship problems.....Why does it hurt when i p.Why does my head smell like a dead eel.

[masalai]

Chris, I am not sure how to put this delicately but if you are having difficulty with your Internet Protocol then maybe a change in ISP (Internet Service Provider), may be warranted, - and, - as for the smell, - - - - It may be that your beanie is not supposed to be a fishing basket and washing same after carrying the catch and forgetting it and leaving in the car - - - well maybe the car could be disinfected as well? - - - Oh but seems I am doing Frosty's work for him? - - - Where is Frosty then?...

Frosty, please refrain from spitting at the fish, you may be teaching them bad habits?

[Chris Bretter]

Thanks Masalai.You have cleared up two of the three problems It dosent have to be frosty you are doing a good job.My beanie got stuck in the head.

[masalai]

Chris, are you still lost? - May I suggest another God - go sailing, for 'tis obvious you are in need of a "smell of the oceans" fix as a matter of some urgency....

I am feeling good now, My wife's prayers to the Christian God seem to have had a good result, with both our houses sold... I think she knows something there.... & I am now sorting out my boat build project for 2009.... Praise the Lord

Go in Peace and may your God bless you all

[safewalrus]

Sounds good to me Mas......success at last eh!

[masalai]

Yup, starting to feel a bit more relaxed (less tense).... Thanks....

[Frosty]

Dear chris I am at a loss to know how to help you, but a few things come to mind,-- not sure why it huts when you "p" though,-you should see a doctor that has similar problems. Your head probably smells like a dead eeel because you have a dead eel in your hat.

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[Chris Bretter]

Frosty as always you have fixed up all my problems.I feel like i can face a new week in paradise.Tanx Chris

[Chris Bretter]

Hi Maselai Well done, I will be starting in Jan/Feb2009 .Perhaps i must find a god as i lost mine in 1971 (Roman Catholic one)and have not found a new one as of yet.I was hoping to find a new one at sea.I heard there are nice ones there.Regards Chris

[masalai]

Frosty may be the better advisor there as there are lots of Godesses in Thailand, so he says...

[safewalrus]

Now that depends on how many 'O's you spell it with?

[Frosty]

Nope no godessesses or what ever but lots of little brown beach bunnies.

You remember the ole ping pong ball trick,--you know with the vagina thing?

Well its moved on now to a much more classy act, the firing the darts and the Terrapin shows have all but dissapered.

I have noticed to my horror last night that what happens now is shock therapy, If you not expecting it it can blow your socks off ( I dont wears socks -but )

There I was sitting at the bar and a there was of course a very young girl in a tiny miniskirt dancing about 6 inches from my glass and I just happened to look up and she had no nickers on and was shaven. Now this is quite normal and no shock there but then she noticed my interest and sqat down right in front of me with legs wide apart almost over my beer,--she then smiled politely.

My stool for some reason nearly went backwards with me on it.

The police must have softened their crack down ( no pun intended) and allow total nakedness on the dance floors . I noticed some dont even wear shoes.

Since the airport thing the silly tourists think they may not be able to leave the country and are small in number this year. Walking street used to be absalute choker at night time, like woolworths on Sat afternoon. This years it is quiter and the bars are falling over themselves literally trying to get you attention with free beer ( I suppose you are expected to buy the second one )

For 2 days no I have been out at 4 Pm and drank till midnight. I feel **** but will have another go today at the Butterfly bar for the free buffet.