Drivel thread number-- 02

[Frosty]

Only 48 more posts to go for your 5000th no 6000th sorry.

Are you the most poster? you know what I mean.

Im not bothered about the ******* health care plan, why should I spent time worrying about USA for petes sake,--who the hell is Pete anyway? Dont tell me he lives next door to Alice.

2 big typhoons nearby, windy as a duck round here, only the Eagles dare venture out and **** on my boat which is nice of them --or drop a dead ole stink snake on my bridge ,--dirty bastards. Or a ton of aviation fuel off Singapore airways.

Ok thats enough bye, going for a shower and then eat peanuts with beer.

[masalai]

Sign of a bored little ****... yes... Got some good bites and I am working up for a fcukinh big insult session if that bill gets thru, only totally braindead on a drip of solid morphine would allow something like that to pass, and I reckon they are going to let it happen... No Alice lives below Pete, or is it the other way around? or something else altogether ?

Oh you are just drivelling - well so happens, I am too... My podcasts have finished - it is getting insaner and insaner by the hour... Have a look at this - something to while away the hours watching numbers get bigger and bigger by the second http://www.usdebtclock.org/ bloody fascinating.... better than any screensaver Microsoft has come up with ever...

Somewhere, I remember reading that it was estimated, the total world assets were about US$300,000,000,000,000 which is about US$300 trillion - - yet estimated US currency and derivatives debt is more than US644 trillion so where do they get off then?... You do not need enemas when you have friends like USA bankers to rip everyone off... better than "laxettes" for an instant response...

[Fanie]

who the hell is Pete anyway? Dont tell me he lives next door to Alice.

He's one of the trio from every Tom and Harry with a swingin dcik. I thought you knew.

This afternoon about 2.45 I saw a fish.

Good grief Frosty. I can see you have a very exciting life going there.

Probably a good thing you didn't get that other boat. Between the fish watching and the dead chickens you you graze up you wouldn't have had time to fix the other boat up as well.

Was the fish alive or dead ?

[Frosty]

The fish was dead fannie,well at least it said it was.

It had plastic bag over its head and its fins tied behind its back.

I guess fish have a hard life too.

Did I say 2,45? sorry it was more like 2.30.

[Fanie]

Did you kill that poor fish Frosty ? There is evidence you know. You threatened to shoot them before...

[Frosty]

No No it wasnt me,- honest ,,I I I was just walking past ,--it was'nt me. I had just been to the shop for a packet of Fruity bears. You know those fruity things that are very chewy.

I would'nt hurt a fly. Or a fish.

[Fanie]

Did the fish have any eyes left ? because if it had no eyes it is a fsh.

[Frosty]

Whats an fsh? Oh ha ha, its a joke get it?

Thats great that is fannie -thats a very funny joke my sides are now infact split. Im afraid that if I laugh any more my bottom will detach itself from my torso, roll down the road and lodge itself under my car.

[Fanie]

my bottom will detach itself from my torso, roll down the road and lodge itself under my car.

In that case you will be scared shitless. Don't do that Frosty, you will probably get hurt, and if you loose another one of your o's you will be Frsty.
Then you will have to start a thread How to put the O back in, and you know how much crique that saga is going to cause.

I wonder how Mas is doing with his economic reform of the US.

[Frosty]

Mas is dissapointed because there is not much going on. Pssst tell him its weekend will you.

He's kicking septic butt all day and must be exhausted.

[Landlubber]

Poor ol Mas, he has single handed taken on thge whole of the USA......

Hey Frosty, just bought myself a Sportster, only the baby 883, but she is FAST....never believe anyone that says they are pussy bikes, it would blow my R100RS BM to the weeds......we oldies seem to like bikes that you can actually see and hear the motor.

[Frosty]

Great, are you getting a tattoo, what about a Harley vest.

I hate Harleys becaue of the baggage that goes with them,-- attitude.

The local club wont even talk to you if you have a Jap even though you can blow em to pieces.

My mate bought one a month ago, bought a vest the same day.

I got the intruder 1400 87 model the ******* call it a girls bike. yeah sure.

[masalai]

Nah, "Mas" is never disappointed, and besides, mark just confirmed my opinion of the "loud Americans" ...

Harlies are like BMW's, seen as sexy and a status symbol, but a real problem to look after... If I was given one I would sell it as soon as I "politely" could.... To get around, the cheapest new car on the market - - - reliable, cheap to run, fuel efficient, (500km/45l fuel tank), minimal "showroom" depreciation, no hassle maintenance, No scratches & dints panic attacks in supermarket carparks...

Speaking of "supermarkets", they were first invented in South Australia (That is a big cavernous self serve store with cash-registers along the front exit area) another first that USA cannot claim, alongside UGG Boots (just steal & copyright the name), rotary clothes drying hoists, and lots of other stuff... including Vegemite...

[Frosty]

Remember the tsunami, I did'nt even know what a tsunami was when the marina staff came running down the dock shouting "tsunami' I thought it was japanes for "man with gun" the way people left the marina that day.

Oh well the earth is rotating to the East and there is little time left before we are plunged into darkness once more as I hudle in my corner waiting for another day.

Someone explained the birds and the bees to me yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!! ----- -------- your gotta be kidding.???

I loved those London double decker buses with the platform on the back, my mate used to drive them. Infact he used to drive the bus drivers to work at 4am. he was the only one allowed to take a bus home with him.

[masalai]

WooooOOooooo Frosty, - That is a bad sign - reminiscing? What is the matter friend? need a counsellor or someone who cares? ask Sean...

What do you mean "birds & bees", ? ? - - - birds eat bees, right? end of story... Um - er (pause whilst thimking).... earth is rotating to the East - I thought the "Earth" was flat.... Where are my pink pills - I need to calm down and think this out, I am soo confused..... - - - Haaaahhhaaa I know what I am missing - I need another beer, because the little bird in the clock just chirped "It is beer O'clock" and since it is illiterate it suggested XXXX Gold beer.................. Oh mummy this is a nice drink bottle for nite-niters..