Drivel thread number-- 02

[masalai]

They say that excessive masturbation can send one blind... I have no problems in that regard? - It has been suggested to me that it is psychosomatic and I have selective blindness - not seeing things I do not want to see.... I got a bowl of crisps in front of me, I think it is time to add a stubby of beer to that as my stomach feels in need of something and that will be it... I gave Frosty so hit me with some of the points you owe...

[Frosty]

Sure --ille have another go --if you get some it was me if you don't I got to spread some more **** around.

It wont do it Mas!!,--- What can I do?

talking of **** I just bought 5 liter of Drostdy-Hof wine from Sarf Afrika.

Over a gallon in a silver plastic bladder for 15 Us dollar. I normally buy Lindermans a bit cheaper but thats strong ****, I need a soda with it.

I am looking forward to tea time,, houmous and salad with safa wine.

[Sean Herron]

Hello...

Too bad I did not buy that Michael Jackson lunch box with thermos when I had the chance...

No - I had to buy a Jack Holt Enterprise...

I could have retired today...

SH.

[Frosty]

Im in negotiations to buy the monkey.

[Mychael]

Yeah but Jacko "played with his monkey" and look what happened to him.

Mychael

[masalai]

Maybe Frosty is hoping that it was "appropriately educated" and Frosty can teach it to cook and make a fortune renting it out or selling it

[Frosty]

I think he spanked his monkey sometimes.

[Mychael]

Yeah but you got to be careful, once your monkey gets to be full grown it can really be a hand full.

[masalai]

Oh - Not my monkey - I am in more than enough trouble without adding anything... - I was thinking more in line with the Toad joke posted a week ago? I can just imagine a little "popeye" character with that 'grevelly' voice and accent selling a 'head giving cooking animal' "Eeeeyam wot Eeee yam"....

[Frosty]

Don't be silly Mas you cant spank your toad!!

Yes Michael a grown monkey can be a handfull and can make it hard to handle, I mean you don want to go off half cocked.

[Frosty]

Im bored ---I hav'nt had a beer for 3 days now,--- im supposed to feel good. My belly still hangs over my belt.

Beer makes you fat they say ,--so why when you stop drinking it do you not go thin? Its bull ****, it don't work.

100 kilo,-- when i fitted my boat out in Auss I went to 85 --boy I felt good.

I walked 10 klicks today in 2 hours,--GOD I was gagging for a beer as I walked past the club bar, geeez that was hard. Ive had to start leaving my wallet at home so I cant drink.

Sob-- sob--- I want a beer,--- just a little one Fuk it --get out of my way woman Im having a beer, tssssst,-- glug glug glug glug Ahwwwww thats good.

Dohh now I feel guilty Ohhh.

[masalai]

Just to fck your nite, I hope you have sorted out that "home brew" system as taxes will kill much of the pub business - - - unless they brew their own, make it free, and charge a "door fee" to come in thus avoiding the tax on alcohol.... but the "door fee" will have to be very big to pay the bribes to the police and judges

I just figured, its the bloody exchange rate from foreign exchange manipulation by the FED that is causing me the most grief, 21% so far....Damn the $US for being the currency of international exchange...

[Frosty]

Mas a beer at the yacht club bar is 1.404 Australian dollar, I just did the exchange on the computer. That is expensive as this Island goes.

4 ringet at the yacht club and 2,50 else where.

Its a duty free island, if you buy it in the case (24 cans is 24 ringet) its 1 ringet a beer. Thats Skol.

You want me to do what?---hic

[masalai]

Brew your own, On the other topic, I thought drivel was supposed to be ******** in its purest form? - - with a few facts thrown in to confuse the issue (children or point of discourse - take your pick)...

[Mychael]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Im bored ---I hav'nt had a beer for 3 days now,--- im supposed to feel good. My belly still hangs over my belt.

Beer makes you fat they say ,--so why when you stop drinking it do you not go thin? Its bull ****, it don't work.
thats good. .

It's the nuts and the pretzels you eat with the beer. So go off food entirely , just drink beer. Might not cure the problem but you'll feel happier about it.
either that or play with your monkey, take your mind of things for a few seconds.