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Old 02-16-2008, 04:04 PM
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Desperate Need Of Help By Peers...

Hello...

I just got back from the bank and all is very good - I have refinanced a second lease on life - so to speak - or I have sold my wife into white slavery...

Bunch of babble speak - some number thingies - and a few signatures...

Trouble is - now I am finding myself thinking nice thoughts - and feeling very good about my life and others - I am smiling and feeling optimistic - other **** too - and I just don't like it...

I need some help here - I am harbouring thoughts of how to become nice and sympathetic and maybe even morally and politically correct - hell - I might even build a boat...

If any one here has had these same problems and has found good help for themselves regarding these odd symptoms - please advise me directly as soon as possible...

This is not a joke - I really need some help here - I do not want to fall into the pit of oblivious joy...

Thanks in advance...

SH.
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Old 02-16-2008, 04:20 PM
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Read a newspaper. Pay attention to your government. This ought to fix your attitude in no time.

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Old 02-16-2008, 05:15 PM
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You could also spend the day reading about David Mann, here on the forums.

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Old 02-17-2008, 03:55 PM
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Or better offer to finance David Mann (you don't have to; you just offer! reality will, we hope, set in before he cashes the cheque / check)!!
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Old 02-17-2008, 04:22 PM
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Stop reading Fanie's jokes.

Maybe keep reading them and keep wasting that time. The backlog of work will eventually put you in a bad mood.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:57 AM
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Talk to an insurance agent, Sean . . .
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:18 PM
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Start planning for calculating your taxes, then think about how that money will be spent by your government ... guaranteed to wipe away all semblance of joy.
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:45 PM
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Call your ex-wife and talk about old times . . .
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:52 PM
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Welcome to the swim
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Old 02-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Look closely into your lover's eyes and ask if you've the most endowed and talented she's ever known . . . Then ask yourself if she can settle, why can't you . . .
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:27 PM
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Lmao!!!
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Old 02-19-2008, 12:43 AM
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PAR,

You have heretofor hidden talent!!
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:12 AM
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Pretend you're a professional tennis player, so you can justify that love means nothing to you.
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:29 AM
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join the foreign legiun... not the one with bat man and superman in it... the other...
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:27 AM
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