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| Desperate Need Of Help By Peers... Hello... I just got back from the bank and all is very good - I have refinanced a second lease on life - so to speak - or I have sold my wife into white slavery... Bunch of babble speak - some number thingies - and a few signatures... Trouble is - now I am finding myself thinking nice thoughts - and feeling very good about my life and others - I am smiling and feeling optimistic - other **** too - and I just don't like it... I need some help here - I am harbouring thoughts of how to become nice and sympathetic and maybe even morally and politically correct - hell - I might even build a boat... If any one here has had these same problems and has found good help for themselves regarding these odd symptoms - please advise me directly as soon as possible... This is not a joke - I really need some help here - I do not want to fall into the pit of oblivious joy... Thanks in advance... SH. |
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| Read a newspaper. Pay attention to your government. This ought to fix your attitude in no time. K9 |
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| You could also spend the day reading about David Mann, here on the forums. K9 |
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| Or better offer to finance David Mann (you don't have to; you just offer! reality will, we hope, set in before he cashes the cheque / check)!! |
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| Stop reading Fanie's jokes. Maybe keep reading them and keep wasting that time. The backlog of work will eventually put you in a bad mood. |
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| Talk to an insurance agent, Sean . . . |
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| Start planning for calculating your taxes, then think about how that money will be spent by your government ... guaranteed to wipe away all semblance of joy.
__________________ Best, Charlie |
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| Call your ex-wife and talk about old times . . . |
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| Welcome to the swim |
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| Look closely into your lover's eyes and ask if you've the most endowed and talented she's ever known . . . Then ask yourself if she can settle, why can't you . . . |
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| Lmao!!! |
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| PAR, You have heretofor hidden talent!!
__________________ Best, Charlie |
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| Pretend you're a professional tennis player, so you can justify that love means nothing to you. |
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| join the foreign legiun... not the one with bat man and superman in it... the other...
__________________ Student |
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| call my wife,,please
__________________ hehe ,,,,,Jim------> |
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