Danger Boatwerks

Stumbled onto this site. You've got to be stumbling drunk to consider this boat. A pontoon picnic table of sorts. For areas prone to gentle shoreline flooding it might be just the ticket. Imaging installing a small motor and cruising to your favorite destination.



http://dangerboatwerks.com/picniclaunch/

 

I don't know whats wrong if you have your own lake.

 

You might want to consider the singlehand version.

 

You can even have a Spa pool boat, no such thing as a standard boat for fishing now anything goes.

 

Colin Furze is my hero. If someone obsessively doing stupid and dangerous things (like building the worlds fastest mobility scooter, and racing it against a plane) with a healthy disregard for health and safety (and some quite good engineering and plumbing) sounds refreshing, then check out his website and youtube.

Here's his stupidest idea. Human waterskater:

 

It needs a port-o-potty companion boat: a crapamaran.

 

That's great JosephT, I can see Dangerwerks getting a flood of enquiries on that table boat, there's gunna be no ants at their picnic..