"CRUDE" oil, an absolute must see program !!!

[Frosty]

De do do do, de da da da, thats all I want to say to you.

Look out its the Police,--- I got a police record.


AAahhhhhh thank you.

[Frosty]

Oh no its not the drivel thread is it? oh geeez

Oh Oh Im so sorry,-- now I look like a right Dork.

[masalai]

I thought anything not strictly related to boats was drivel (oral diarrhoea), or dribble (booze/excess food - NOTE it is NEVER excess booze)

Good behaviour rules - refrain from smoking during intercourse (in all forms)

[the1much]

we got a dude right now thats trying to get the o.k. to grow weed for industrial use ( i knew i smoked alot but not nuff to be called "industrial"),,,sad thing is all he wants to grow are male plants,,so no bud,,,,,,and the gov. is still giving him crap,,,,the University of Maine in Orono (UMO) has one of the largest pot garden i've ever seen,,,,,,stuff was like smoking pine needles,,,,,what a waste of 6 hours to sneak in

[masalai]

Somewhere south (Tasmania?) pot is legally being grown for the Hemp - to make rope & fabric. Also Opium is legally grown - to supply the medical market - You guys need some enlightening - so next post is a collection of "test results" from a local Catholic primary school...

[masalai]

Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!

PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN.

THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED.

INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
__________________________________________________________________

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.

2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AN ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.

3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.

4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.

7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS .

8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.

12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.

16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.

17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.

18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.

19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.

20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE TWELVE DECIBELS.

22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.

23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.

24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.

25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY

(I love pirating threads - adds to the entertainment value when the thread gets booring)

[Meanz Beanz]

Originally Posted by masalai

Thanks Heinz, ILLUMINATING to say the least, Here is a page to set the "monkeys" jabbering....
- - - - - "Most Oil Pundits Scoff At Peak Oil Issue
Energy optimists loudly deny that Peak Oil is a serious risk.
CERA proclaims it is decades away and followed by a lengthy “undulating plateau.”
Optimists base thesis on:
– Recovering more oil now in place
– More undiscovered oil
– Increase in oilfield technology
– Increase in non-conventional oil
All are “faith based” beliefs
SIMMONS and COMPANY INTERNATIONAL"

Been sailing

Matts worth listening to, his company understand oil tech very well, he has become a very wealthy man by financing the right projects, this guy is no Muppet when it comes to oil. The book has been read on capital hill and taken seriously... this is not some effort by an attention seeking journo.

Saudi... there are a few things to keep in mind about that place.

1. It runs on oil, little else in the way of serious economic activity.
2. Lots of bored, unemployed youth that rely of social security cheques.
3. They are largely Wahabi, as I understand it a little more prone to the extremes of Islamic culture.
4. They have been injecting their wells and using other means to maintain flow rate, that's fine but it means when the decline comes it will be rapid.

OK... take the oil revenue out of that picture (or reduce it below a critical level) and you have the makings of civil disorder on a wide scale. Most people don't seem to appreciate that in one resource states you don't' get to exploit the resource down to the last drop because at some point you tend to get some sort of social blow back. They already have troubles in Saudi but its such a tight state that the news mostly does not travel. Saudi is under very real threat of some sort of civil war occurring if oil revenue runs to low. That will really mess world oil flows up just take a look at Iraq's production figures. Think that's a fantasy? I have been told by some very credible sources that over the last five years the Saudi Royals (5000 of them, not a small group) have been buying property in Switzerland. They do it Saudi style... pull up in a limo with the agent, wind the window down and say yey or nay and move on to the next one. Anyway the upshot is those closer to the deals reckon they are preparing bolt holes. Hearsay yes but credible, they can't really know when they will need them but you don't have to learn to much about the place to see the wisdom in having an insurance policy. When to oil goes the Saudi Royals are going to become very unpopular very quickly, that's a when... not an if.

Meet Ghawar, she is dying..... maybe.

[Meanz Beanz]

No points today M but the mispellings gave the whole family a laugh.

[Meanz Beanz]

Originally Posted by masalai

Somewhere south (Tasmania?) pot is legally being grown for the Hemp - to make rope & fabric. Also Opium is legally grown - to supply the medical market - You guys need some enlightening - so next post is a collection of "test results" from a local Catholic primary school...

Yeah in Tassie its the non drug varieties that are grown. Why they where banned in the first place...?

[masalai]

Know any "Royals? with a spare couple of million Au$, I know of a couple of very good "bolt-holes" that need financing... Does a remote tropical island paradise attract? . . . They will be capable of independent self sustainability and no cockroaches - as per "Sanctury Cove promotion"

[Meanz Beanz]

Apparently a history of neutrality in war is attractive. It certainly ain't the climate! So what does that tell you? They can't be all that hoptomistic.

No roaches huh? Can people survive that?

[masalai]

It seems to work at "Sanctuary Cove", except during the annual boat show, but access is restricted to the shopping prescient & marina. . (I am not talking about the insect.... Mortein etc needed there... The term was first used about the time Frank Sinatra "performed" at the opening ceremony...

[the1much]

Test results from Jim = eeerrrrrrr,,,,this some good ****
im from the woods,,,,,pine needles are good to me heh

[masalai]

I may be in more ****, here; http://www.abc.net.au/rn/nationalinterest/, in calling a fool a fool....

[the1much]

the "container refund" thing is the way to go,,,,more then just the obvious pro's,,,as big if not bigger then recycling ,,you wouldnt believe the litter it stops, or in place of stopping,it gets people out to pick it up .,,and,,its big biz.,,i've seen people make millions of dollars from the refund law.,,say the deposit is 5 cents ,, you bring it to a "redemption" <hehe sounds like church healings heh) center,,get ya 5 cents back,,the center has to separate them and count them,,,,they get 8 cents from the bottling companies ,,(3 cent profit)