Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Very funny and very obvious. The second Trump was elected and the evil zionists lost their grip, the zionists trump card was played - Religion !
And of course the related did it's rounds...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE George Carlin --- Religion

 

Aye Schakel, I have a bunch of other really cool jokes that was played on the world which we suckers fell for like Fractional Reserve Banking, Royal Admiralty Law, "government", human rights, and constitutions "granting" those right, freemasons, religion and much more.

There are some who think people cannot manage themselves, but they think they can manage millions of others. Think it through for a second.

They even went so far to demote Pluto from its planetary status so it would have a lesser effect on people waking up !

 

The status of pluto weather or not it is a planet is a matter of how you define a planet. Wiki pedia has the following definition:

Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in 1930 and was originally considered to be the ninth planet from the Sun. After 1992, its planethood was questioned following the discovery of several objects of similar size in the Kuiper belt. In 2005, Eris, which is 27% more massive than Pluto, was discovered. This led the International Astronomical Union (IAU) to define the term "planet" formally. That definition excluded Pluto and reclassified it as a dwarf planet.

What would you have done? Make Eris the tenth planet?
It's hard to explain to kids therefore, a solar system with eight planets is easier to understand.

 

That saddens me, Fanie.

 

Politicians are like underwear: some bunch up, some chafe, some can't contain anything and all of them start to stink if left unchanged.

 

An electrical engineer's favorite food?

Why Ohm Slaw of course.

 

If you can't afford a docking station for your Iphone, plug the earphone buds in your nostril and open your mouth.

 

The guy and his wife attends his nasty mother-in-laws funeral.
In the distance some thunderclouds rumble and they see lightning strikes.
The guy turns to his wife and says: You mother got there safely.

 

Don't be sad Hoyte, I'm sure Trump would get a local to paint the White House, besides, it's only a joke

 

Mummy," asks Susie, "why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?"
"Oh, that's just the way my mother always did it. You'll have to ask her."

"Granny," ask Susie the next time her grandmother visited, "why do you and Mummy cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?"
"Oh, that's just the way my mother always did it," says Susie's granny. "You'll have to ask her."

"Great Granny," asks Susie the next time they visit her slightly senile great grandmother at the nursing home, "why do you and Granny and Mummy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the pan?"

"Oh, goodness" says Great Granny, "are they still using that stupid small pan?"



``` Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them up since they had enough in the bag.

Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest...
"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness god & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"....

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'....

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?"....

You should see the marathon...

The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!

 

In my family it was breaking spaghetti in half to fit in the small pot.

 

Zuma is selling inkandla to Malema
Malema: How much are you selling it for ?
Zuma: How much do you have ?
Malema: 500 thousand ?
Zuma: Too small, I need something with a million inside
Malema: Half a million ?
Zuma: Now you're talking !

 

How many mil is needed depends on how many mil he has to house I guess . . - - (since the 2 <sup>nd</sup> mil = mother-in-law )​

But must say Nkandla looks quite good for either a ½ or 1 × 10<sup>6</sup> ZAR . . . :idea:​

 

Reply to the above estate posted by Angelique.
246 mln rand is the estimate of the estate owned by Zuma. (17,246,900 Euro)
The president of South Africa could have been somewhat more modest setlling for a more humble abode.
Although South African Economy is the strongest of the whole of continent Africa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_South_Africa
They are the only african country in the G20 (20 most influetual countries)

 

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No joke, Thuli Madonsela <sup>Wikipedia</sup> tried to arrange <sup>Corruption Watch</sup> he <sup>JPG</sup> at least paid back <sup>PDF</sup> a part of the expensive upgrades <sup>JPG</sup> of his private homestead <sup>Wikipedia</sup> . . :idea:

But alas she failed at it . . ​