Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Gra'ma: "My, the smurfs got big !"
Kids" "We're watching Avatar grandma..."

A boat full of vi a gra sank off the coast of Capetown. Fishermen reported they didn't catch a single limp shad and the octopus are floating around like bar stools...

Jan the farmer pulls up at the robot next to a stunning chick.
Jan smiles at her and winds his window down.
She smiles back and also winds her window down.
Jan says "Did you also fart ?"

At a couples' conference the speaker mentioned that couples are so disconnected that 85% of husbands don't know their wives’ favorite flower.
Koos turned to his wife and whispered: "It's self-raising flour, right ?

 

A friend got married at St Peter's in Rome.

http://stpetersrome.org/

 

Who took the jokes thread off the front page

 

Two Blonds were talking about Boys.
One blond said, "That Dave is so nice and he dresses so well".
The other Blond said "Yes, and quickly too".

 

Did you hear about the eye doctor who told a weak joke?
It gets cornea and cornea.


www.conjunctivitis.com
It's a site for sore eyes.


Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them. They said it would be
just like winning the lottery.
I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, there were
six matching balls!

 

Nikita Khrushchev on the oars, Mao's boat is somewhat behind . . . .

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Mao and Khrushchev did a contest, Mao lost. The Chinese press reported, Mao second in race, Khrushchev second last.

Cheers,
Angel

 

Angie and Fredrik were there too . . . .

19 more here.​

Cheers,
Angel

 

From the looks on their faces they were never going to catch up with Kruschev and Mau . . .

 

Mao and Nikita were over 4 decades ahead but Fredrik is already twisting his neck to see if he catches up, this would be a nice invention for him . . . :idea:

Cheers,
Angel

P.S. - Here an close up of the "knik roeiriem" which means "nod oar" mechanism.

 

hehe - i even can read that language...
"...een omgebouwde jongen." - one would not read an literal translation of that in a german newspaper... ​

 

In Dutch ‘‘een omgebouwde jongen’’ . . . .

Is in English ‘‘a converted boy’’ which sounds very religious . . .

What would be the correct German translation of ‘‘een omgebouwde jongen’’ . . ? ?

The religious term in Dutch is ‘‘een bekeerde jongen’’ which hasn't anything to do with the subject . . . :idea:

Cheers,
Angel

 

That is a nice invention but this would probably be needed too.
http://theunemployedphilosophersblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/time-machine-taylor.png?w=640&h=349

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM

 

That's so fake, Walmart wouldn't let me in without a shirt, nor my goat. They don't carry the goat's size in a shirt either . . .

 

That was funny Hoyt (Walmart video)