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Old 02-05-2012, 11:06 AM
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Coffee can hurt,

I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 6-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid. So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it actually hurts when hot coffee is spurting out your nose ….
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Old 02-05-2012, 01:58 PM
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Not sure I believe that actually happened, but it's a great story.
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Old 02-05-2012, 02:09 PM
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Geniuses, stay away. The answers to this question is so simple a simpleton like me can answer it.

1. In which battle did Napoleon Bonaparte died?
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
3. River Ravi flows in what state?
4. What is the main reason for divorce?
5. What is the main reason for failure?
6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
7. What looks like half an apple?
8. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become?
9. How can a man last 8 days without sleeping?
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?


I will post my answer later. Let's see how you guys come up.
I'll give those a shot....

1. Napoleon didn't die in battle.
2. At the bottom.
3. Liquid state
4. Marriage
5. Trying
6. Supper
7. The other half
8. Wet
9. Sleep at night
10. Elephants don't have hands
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Old 02-05-2012, 03:02 PM
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Now, Troy, he told the geniuses to stay away.
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Old 02-06-2012, 12:34 PM
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Mac is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. Mac replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"Mac replies, "That would be my wife."

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I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:17 AM
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Very few took up the challenge. Don't search for facts. Just be logical. If the answer isn't logical, the question must be wrong, so an illogical answer is needed as in 10. There are many answer to some of the questions. Have fun.

1. In which battle did Napoleon Bonaparte died? In his last battle. (He did not die in a battle), Battle against disease
2. Where was the declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page.
3. Rive Ravi flows in what state? Liquid
4. What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage
5. What is the main reason for failure? Exams. Trying
6. What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner
7. What looks like half an apple? The other half
8. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become? Wet
9. How can a man last 8 days without sleeping? He sleeps at night
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? There is no elephant with one hand. Use a lift. Call Superman

If you see the drift as some of the members did, you get all the answers.
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:39 PM
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Napoleon Bonaparte died ? About time eh


If you are over 60years old you MUST take this Alzeimers test.
How fast can you guess these words and fill in the blanks.
1. _ _ NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_ S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
Scroll down for the answers.











1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3.PANTS
4.PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong..........didn't you?
You don't have Alzeimers.
You are a pervert.
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:41 PM
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Life is like toilet paper....either you're on a roll....or you're taking sh3t from some ass hole.
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Old 02-07-2012, 03:46 PM
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Dark forces here...
What is the similarity between starship enterprises from starwars and toilet paper ?
They both circle uranis in search of cling-ons .
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:17 PM
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Napoleon Bonaparte died ? About time eh


If you are over 60years old you MUST take this Alzeimers test.
How fast can you guess these words and fill in the blanks.
1. _ _ NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_ S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
Scroll down for the answers.











1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3.PANTS
4.PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong..........didn't you?
You don't have Alzeimers.
You are a pervert.
Whew. That's a relief....
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:20 PM
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Dark forces here...
What is the similarity between starship enterprises from starwars and toilet paper ?
They both circle uranis in search of cling-ons .
How is duct tape like the universe?

-It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:50 PM
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GENERIC LIMERICK
There once was an X from place B
That satisfied predicate P
He or she did thing A
In an adjective way
Resulting in circumstance C
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Fanny, I got three correct answers and three wrong. That makes me a pervert with Alzheimer's disease?
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:48 PM
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How is duct tape like the universe?

-.... and it binds the universe together.
It takes about 24,901.55 miles of duct tape to bind the earth at the equator. I may ran out of duct tape.
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:05 AM
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CHUCK NORRIS passed away last night.
They say he feels much better this morning.

There is a new sleeping pill in setpil ? format
Aparently it works so fast you wake up with your finger still in your butt
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