Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Doesn't matter Troy, communism is not dead yet. In your country it is called democrats. The resemblance of what has happened here already is buzy repeating there by you.

We have been disarmed with ridiculous gun laws and years and years waiting for a gun license. They attempt to disarm you there, right ? Watch them push the issue. If it not met head on and with absolute vigor, they will simply start taking your guns.

If you want to fight this it is going to be with force. It was so bloody easy here it was a joke. Once your guns are gone you've already lost most of your 'rights'. Rights is a theory just like the constitution. The government simply announces new laws and values and if you don't like it, well tough.

Also watch what they press down your throat on a daily basis. Preople believe the crap they see on TV, all they do is start making people used to some logical fallicties, and pretty soon it is common knowledge. One of them is that guns are not property, as excreted by one of the ministers, the police will protect you - they screw with you and you loose big time.

 

It's not about race. It's about ideology of socialism.

 

Correct. The few 'elite' live in luxury while the rest has to serve them. Big part of your economy's problem.

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they do not work for,that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

http://www.justfacts.com/racialissues.asp

You recognize the problem when you have to work for the government, and the government does not have to work for you.

 

Why are you talking about communism? Do you genuinely believe Obama is a communist, or is that just a catch-all word for anyone and anything you dislike or fear, like Hoyt's use of the word 'liberal'?

Obama has been President since January 20, 2009, and so far he's signed exactly one bill into law that had anything to do with guns. It overturned federal rules forbidding loaded guns in national parks, and forces the parks to conform to the gun laws of the states they're located in instead. Seems a very slow (and odd) start, if he's planning to take our guns away from us....

By the way, I'm a registered member of the Democratic Party. Does that mean I'm a communist too?

 

Baloney. I think Fanie's main problem with Obama is his skin color. It's leading him to make all sorts of unsubstantiated assumptions about the man.

 

I believe Obama is a communist. I also know he is a student of Saul Whatsisname and is friends with a guy who wanted to blow up the government. I also think he was born in Kenya, not Hawaii. He also voted to allow infanticide of babies who survived botched abortion attempts. I believe he is evil incarnate. Please show me to be in error. Boat. Leaky but still afloat. Taking torpedoes. Manning the pumps.

"I have not yet begun to fight!"
John Paul Jones

 

The government works for me on a regular basis. It provides me with everything from highways to weather forecasts and navigation maps.

 

That is such a mishmash of paranoia, misinformation and downright lies that there's no sense even trying to deal with it. Especially since I couldn't pry your mind open far enough to change it if I used a three foot crowbar....

 

I'm going to stop now; I think we've hijacked the joke thread long enough.

 

Been hearing that for the last 18 years mate, every time someone dares to expresses their disapproval of the autrocities going on here. It always start out to test the reaction of the people by slow simple 'nonthreatening' changes while they use tv and the newspapers to program you. One morning you realize it is over for you and your children has no figgin future in that country.

Where to then.

 

"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. " —Jay Leno

 

I'll answer this in a PM; I was serious about not wanting to hijack the thread.

 

You may, or may not, find this an interesting read:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16583813

The table at the bottom makes interesting comparisons too.

 

No surprise there. In the 2004 elections, the Republicans got useful mileage out of having their talk-show parrots tell us that Kerry somehow 'looks French.'

'No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.'
H.L. Mencken

I don't know about that, but I pretty well guarantee no politician in the last few years has lost votes in a Republican primary by underestimating the Republican base. Of course, then they have to face the independent and Democratic voters during the general election.....

Interesting statistics in that table. According to it, our screwed-up mishmash of private and public healthcare is costing us a significantly higher percentage of our GDP than the systems in those horrid 'socialist' European countries.

So our system costs us more, and delivers less healthcare. Gee.... what's not to love about that?

edit: One caveat, though. Our country was largely settled by people who came here because they were unhappy in Europe for one reason or another: religious, political or simply economic. So it's hardly surprising to find anti-European attitudes still woven into its fabric....

 

You would no doubt have had some harsh words to say if I had said that.

Its not they way you tell em, or what you say --its who says it.