Boat Jokes (we need a few laughs)

Ak & LL,

I thought the joke was so good, it just had to have wider distribution so I posted it on the Andrew Bolt blog and lo & behold, there it is. Scroll down. Mon 27 Feb 12 (03:52pm) AK, got anymore like that? Post them with AB.

http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/..._australians_denied_a_new_start/#commentsmore

Regards,

Perry

 

Looks like Schettino has found a new job as a fire officer on another Costa ship.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17183134

 

- zer's a fire, lets sinka her! Zat will fixa zee problema! Donna worry, I hava zee experienca!

 

Wait til the UN gets a hold of the internet. Our ability to discuss the politicrats misdeeds will come to a screeching halt. The UN is the joke that is being played on all of us.

 

Hoyt. I can assure you the red house is not made of red bricks but it would be FUN to go in there.

 

Oh 4 5 C Hoyte, the UN is a joke. They are even helping the anc to disarm us just as they wish to do you, don't be too surprised if there's some money under the table. Watch closely, an 'accidental unforseen' genocide is close at hand here. You're next and that's no joke !

If it's toast then the crust fell off.

That's one motherly big boat. I can see the whales being attracted to it... if the calling makes sense !
Sperm whales perhaps

BTW. How about this perpetual motion for boat drives ? It's still toast related...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvRzWYCZ2e0

 

I saw some blonde paint at my local hardware store, so I gave it a try. It's not real bright paint, but it's cheap and spreads easy....

 

Looks like Jimi believed in keeping his options open.

Thanks for posting that, by the way. It's a classic example of how Hendrix could start out deep within the tradition of blues music, then stretch the boundaries until he was out there someplace where no one had ever gone before.... I had almost forgotten what an emotional impact his playing could have on me. I need to download a couple of his albums.

 

Chevy Truck Test Drive

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 3500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel."

The salesman (a black guy wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your *** year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...damn guy had no sense of humor.

 

These photos were taken from color slides found at the Library of Congress. They're dated between 1939-1943. The pictures are so clear and the color so vibrant, it looks as though they may of been taken just yesterday.

Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943

 

- maybe he was just messing with you . . .

 

Or maybe the story is just a joke told in the first person.

I voted for Obama, and will do the same this time around. But I got a good laugh out of it anyway....

 

Perhaps you should live in SA for a while to get a glimpse what you're voting for I seriously hope this is a joke I'm missing...

 

That's funny! LMAO! Jokes on you, though.

 

I didn't vote for anyone from South Africa, and I fail to see the connection -- Obama wasn't raised in Soweto. There's no reason for you to project your country's problems onto him, simply because of his skin color.