BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

[Bergalia]

Originally Posted by jack frost

What youve never had your arm broken by a swan?

Nah. Every time I got near a swan it would say: "Take me to your Leda..."

[Eric Sponberg]

Originally Posted by Ari

I had nearly forgotten the Boyles Law so I won't quote it here but there is these Balls law that I would like to share with all of you guys.Just correct me if I'm wrong on these law.
" The angle between the balls and the shaft will remain perpendicular if the urge remain constant" so incase there is a deviation in urge factor then the angle will change. Not very sure whether this law are needed in doing boat shaft allignment though!

The one we had in college was:

"The angle of dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat and the split of the tit if the mass of the ass is a constant."

[Ari]

Originally Posted by Eric W. Sponberg

The one we had in college was:

"The angle of dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat and the split of the tit if the mass of the ass is a constant."

Wow Eric it's a mouthful tongue twister! Somebody mentioned in this forum that a boat swinging from side to side is actually performing a simple harmonic motion, when we are studying about simple harmonic motion, a student suggested that a model doing catwalk is actually performing a simple harmonic motion. He got a standing ovation from the guys but booed by the girls! At the end of the class the girls parade out doing catwalk, what a revealing, I never know till than that simple harmonic motion is actually related to man heart beat! In the case of the boat, it will cause a throw out/ vomit and slower heart beat, for the catwalk..I don't know the effect might be different!

[Frosty]

A model on the catwalk is interesting movement but not harmonic motion.

I was told by my teacher that looking at a man on a bicycles feet from the rear (or front) whilst peddaling was harmonic motion.

A constant acceleration and decelleration with max speed in the centre.

Sorry no joke.

[longliner45]

dammit Eric ,,,too much time at the office ,,,,,,longliner,good one

[Frosty]

I thought this was funny-- as usuall click on it and it gets bigger

[TerryKing]

Originally Posted by jack frost

I was told by my teacher that looking at a man on a bicycles feet from the rear (or front) whilst pedaling was harmonic motion.

I hate to interrupt this with anything Scientific! That motion is a Sine Wave.

[Frosty]

ooooh well we will see,-- Im sure some one clever will correct us.

[rayk]

I was thinking about updating my avatar, and came across this one.

[safewalrus]

Hey Jack I hate to say it but I know the bottle one well (don't all us maried men - very true) worthy of a good belly laugh!! careful mate I may get to like you? no maybe thats going a little to far!

Rayk like it too mate! suits most of us on here

[Poida]

Good one Jack pissed meself laughing, says Poida toppin' 'is class in English.

[Bergalia]

I believe it was one of the many young ‘Sunday sailor’ whippersnappers on this forum who cornered Walrus as he snoozed on the pavement outside his local hostlry.
“Trouble is Walrus your generation of seamen are dinosaurs... I mean now-a-days we’ve got stuff aboard you never had - Satnav, TV, Fax, Mobile phones, computers, web sites and e-mail....”
“True,” said Walrus, breaking wind. “We never had ‘em...That’s why we invented them... Now what has your bloody generation done for the future....”

[Bergalia]

Not really funny for the poor bugger involved - though I gather he leapt clear in time.

The name says it all.

[Guillermo]

What about this?

[Bergalia]

...Now that's entertainment.....