BOAT JOKES (we need a few laughs)

[ancient kayaker]

OK guys, cut it out. We got the point!

[Fanie]

I agree, stop screwing around.

[hoytedow]

Don't get edgy.

[ancient kayaker]

I'm sorry, Cummingknives, but it's really your fault I think. We just can't resist our little slices of humor now and again .... although some of us are cutting it a bit fine.

[hoytedow]

We are, after all, a bunch of cut-ups and some are even doctors(but looking at some of the boat builds, may be more like butchers).

[Fanie]

Well laid out there Hoyt

[hoytedow]

Originally Posted by Fanie

Well laid out there Hoyt

Your work is not butchery. It is masterful.

Originally Posted by hoytedow

Your work is not butchery. It is masterful.

So, it is mine then..................

I understand.

[hoytedow]

Originally Posted by apex1

So, it is mine then..................

I understand.

No, the butchery would be mine. I am surrounded by giants!

[WestVanHan]

I choked on the the juice I was drinking,while finding this-so be careful.
He dubs,mixes around words,etc:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDfrwHHScxg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRRJ6...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YILTC...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fGT6...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_zW...eature=related

[Ruby Tuesday]

Lord Lonsdale had settled into his bath aboard his Sunseeker, waiting for Jeeves to arrive & take his drinks order, as happened every evening. However, as Jeeves arrived, His Lordship let off a long underwater fart, & Jeeves turned & left the room.

“Strange,” thought His Lordship, “it's not like Jeeves to take offence like that & leave without my drinks order”

Just then Jeeves reappeared with the drinks tray (Solid silver, a present from his Grand Mama, his mother's mother). On it was a hot water bottle & a bottle of Bovril.

“What on earth is this then?” asked His Lordship.

“Beg your pardon your Lordship, but as I entered the room just now I distinctly heard you ask for a “Hot water bottle & a bottle of Bovril!”

[Jeff Turner]

nice post to read. Good one

[Ruby Tuesday]

G’day hoytedow,

Couldn’t help noticing the Latin at the bottom of your posts. You may appreciate a little rhyme I remember from 20-odd years ago in a book of Graffiti by Nigel Reese.

“Amo, amas, I met a lass,
And she was tall & slender,
Amas, amat, I laid her flat
And played with her Feminine Gender”

I thought this was great, & added a verse of my own in conclusion – sort of a climax?

‘Amamus, amatis, in post-coitus,
Seeing that flaccid member of mine,
Amatus, amant, if it’s seconds you want,
I’m sorry but I'll have to decline!’

I still have fond memories of Latin exams of 45 years ago! NOT!

[hoytedow]

Thanks for that.

This is what my father wrote in his Latin book in the 1930's.:

"Latin's a dead language,
As dead as it can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me."

[conceptia]

aint dat proposition fine wid deadly rather than dead?