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#3661
01-23-2010, 06:57 AM
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#3662
01-23-2010, 04:34 PM
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| No jokes from me today. My dog King died.
__________________ Hoyt The TITANIC sank because it had a hole in it(still does). Submarine Tom You just can't put too much info on your patterns. DGreenwood |
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#3664
01-23-2010, 04:41 PM
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competition form you filled in at so and so filling station... (I did ???) There were a time the wife and me considered selling the house and be on permanent free holiday...
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#3666
01-24-2010, 05:30 PM
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| hoytedo, sorry mate....we need our little friends around us....
__________________ My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. |
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#3667
01-24-2010, 09:40 PM
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| King Loyalty, courage and love.
__________________ Hoyt The TITANIC sank because it had a hole in it(still does). Submarine Tom You just can't put too much info on your patterns. DGreenwood |
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#3668
01-25-2010, 12:20 AM
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| Hoyte... Hello... Hang in there - my soon to be ex-wife - works with dogs to be reviewed for the Police and RCMP K-9 divisions - she brought home this huge dog that went into lock down mental fits - weird - but she got a good home - not my wife - the dog...  That crazy dog slept with me for two days in front of the fire - on the floor - I know what you miss - it will go away - but never fully... Sorry for your loss... 'King' was a beautie - just let go man ... Just let go... SH. |
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#3669
01-25-2010, 12:38 AM
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| Hey Sean, it's easy for anyone to find out who REALLY is your best friend - the wife or the dog. You put them both in the car's boot for only one hour, then let them out, see who's happy to see you !!
__________________ Regards Fanie Water ! Just gimme water ! |
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#3670
01-25-2010, 12:45 AM
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| Or Both Eh... Hello.. Or Both Eh... The engineering favours the dog... Or my Pub Calcs. at least - still the F'in dog... Wife gets out of boot - and asks whether you have loaded the laundry and sifted the cat box... You go all 'Marvin the Robot'... See - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxp1AqWleT4 ... SH. |
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#3671
01-25-2010, 12:46 AM
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The dog....he'll shut up once he gets inside.
__________________ People are always talking about the good old days. But I was there, and I wasn't impressed. -my dad |
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#3673
01-25-2010, 12:58 AM
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| Ah Come On... Hello... I am still thinking that Hoyte lost 'King'... That hurts for a long time and deserves some respect... You F'ckers let me ride when my Father passed... **** hole that this is... SH. |
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#3674
01-25-2010, 03:38 AM
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| An Ozzie was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Ozzie. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and... put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening... red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Ozzie started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realising he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, - . . . . . . . . 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?' |
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#3675
01-25-2010, 04:00 AM
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| ....emmmm, me thinks he may actually have been a Kiwi mate.
__________________ My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. |
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